what about all the American swimsuit models that Colin met in Wisconsin?

I worry about how they’ll handle the loss of Rickman. :(

“SO, the Iguana has returned! You will find that things have changed in Stanley Key. The climate is no longer suitable for the Iguana! You do yourselves wise to be on the next boat out of here!” 

there should be a separate listing on knives with the Bowie. I know that gets classified under “hunting” knives nowadays, but damn the thing has a HISTORY worth talking about.

And true to form, NCSoft will break out a nerfhammer to weaken all buffs and force people to take a travel power at a later level.

relax, Nyet fans. there’s no way McCown can run fast enough to slam into any offensive lineman’s butt.

on the bright side, we got one good year out of Freeman.

that depends, is your college football team gonna be SMU?

reports still unconfirmed that the built-in K-Cup dispenser clogs every third Espresso cup.

Wasn’t this a gag in Gremlins 2?

TO THE MCDONALDS DRIVETHRU!!!

if there’s ever a Panel for “Handing out $1000 Gratis” I’m all for it.

the DOINK of a football kick off the post. There is so much heartbreak and pain in something that is so incredibly goofy as that noise.

you say one bad word about Florida Gulf Coast and I will cut you.

no, this is why you lock the door.

but what if those kids had some additional insight to bring to the conversation!

simple rule to everybody out there:

DO NOT F-CKING GO WORK FOR THE WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM.

I think we found the next guy to star as Jason Bourne.

He’s so cool he just put shades over his shades and got away with it.

Q: How did the Washington No-Names f-ck up?