what about all the American swimsuit models that Colin met in Wisconsin?

I worry about how they’ll handle the loss of Rickman. :(

IT WAS MALICIOUS.

“SO, the Iguana has returned! You will find that things have changed in Stanley Key. The climate is no longer suitable for the Iguana! You do yourselves wise to be on the next boat out of here!” 

It makes sense in one regard: It pisses people off.

there should be a separate listing on knives with the Bowie. I know that gets classified under “hunting” knives nowadays, but damn the thing has a HISTORY worth talking about.

And true to form, NCSoft will break out a nerfhammer to weaken all buffs and force people to take a travel power at a later level.

relax, Nyet fans. there’s no way McCown can run fast enough to slam into any offensive lineman’s butt.

on the bright side, we got one good year out of Freeman.

that depends, is your college football team gonna be SMU?

I’ve been told Ray Bradbury enjoyed the video.

They got the MUSTARD out!!!!!

He might be referring to the Tim Story version back in the 2000s.

you remembered your house keys when you left, right?

reports still unconfirmed that the built-in K-Cup dispenser clogs every third Espresso cup.

Wasn’t this a gag in Gremlins 2?

TO THE MCDONALDS DRIVETHRU!!!

Procure the Holy Hand Grenade.

For one brief shining moment I did not feel guilty ordering a Bacon Egg McGriddle with Cheese.

if there’s ever a Panel for “Handing out $1000 Gratis” I’m all for it.