wittylibrarian
wittylibrarian
wittylibrarian

The only problem I had with the Death Star was “where’s the engines?” I was used to the Trek Nacelles for one thing, and all the other vessels in Star Wars showed glowy engine exhausts. It took me years to realize the Death Star could have been using its own mass to generate a warp field or something to force it into

I did!

El Gato PussyCat!

but she hates peanuts.

#SaveSpaceDad

Are they gonna address the Frozen-Little Mermaid-Moana connections?!?!?!?!

Okay, I can respect that quote, but I AM STILL WAITING FOR THIS GRATUITOUS MILLERS CROSSING QUOTE:

I blame Jupiter. It’s always had this... delinquent attitude towards the laws of the universe.

She is having coffee.

everything he said about his “conflicts of interest” are lies. His “solutions” still violate the Emoluments (sp?) Clause. He will be violating the Constitution the very second he puts his hand on that Bible.

I’m still rooting for San Diego.

didn’t someone put two voice-bots in the same room together and get them to start a bot-only conversation on a YouTube clip a couple weeks ago?

Mike Tyson would work.

Chris Rock: “Nobody goes to Hooter for Wings!”

‘Cause he went Country and that kind of album title don’t sell well in the Deep South

Trump has nothing to do with these jobs numbers. He is trying to claim influence where he has none, and everyone else’s “success” he will deem his own.

why aren’t you?!

An open letter to CEO Bezos:

overhyped.

the best way to verify the hookers-in-Russia thing is to find out if he paid them or not. If Trump didn’t pay them, then the story is true.