there’s a loss of civic pride when you get a sports team fleeing you. The way you can call yourself a major (Global) city when you’ve got a MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL franchise all at once (something St. Louis still didn’t have minus the NBA, but still).

(muttering) Miles to go before I sleep...

this is the Browns. Putting Fisher and the Browns together could actually put the team into negative integers.

now can someone buy off NCSoft and bring back City of Heroes? It’s been four years now missing the annual Snowmen invasions and I’m dying over here...

How soon until they lure Lane Kiffin away from Florida Atlantic?

that would be a first because there’s not a lot of 1-point plays in American football.

but the roles weren’t reversed. Hayes was lying about what happened. there’s no railroading here.

good move, Blizzard.

Required Miller’s Crossing quote:
JESUS TOM

Explain to me how a terrible 5-7 team like Mississippi State gets a bowl invite? I know it’s a crappy St. Pete (Who Sponsors It Now) Bowl, but weren’t there ANY 6-6 teams still out there that didn’t get an invite?

Miller’s Crossing quote for the ages:

why couldn’t they spraypaint that on an actual Trump building?

well they encourage other people to fuck Trump, but they should include themselves in that mix. After all, lead by example, fuckers.

Rural people just need to put up more water fountains and weird lampposts that can work as PokeStops. It’s that simple.

Miller’s Crossing QUOTE YOU MUST USE BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN AND FORCE YOU TO SAY IT.

Or as we call it in Palm Harbor, another dull Thursday.

Who do I talk to at Deadspin about this?

there’s no river to dump the team into.

Other names for the Vegas team:

The SuckerBets

I’m still using the best quote from Miller’s Crossing ever until I see you quote it.