wittylibrarian
wittylibrarian
wittylibrarian

there’s a loss of civic pride when you get a sports team fleeing you. The way you can call yourself a major (Global) city when you’ve got a MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL franchise all at once (something St. Louis still didn’t have minus the NBA, but still).

(muttering) Miles to go before I sleep...

this is the Browns. Putting Fisher and the Browns together could actually put the team into negative integers.

now can someone buy off NCSoft and bring back City of Heroes? It’s been four years now missing the annual Snowmen invasions and I’m dying over here...

The nominated song from Moana should have been “You’re Welcome!” damn the man.

How soon until they lure Lane Kiffin away from Florida Atlantic?

that would be a first because there’s not a lot of 1-point plays in American football.

but the roles weren’t reversed. Hayes was lying about what happened. there’s no railroading here.

good move, Blizzard.

Required Miller’s Crossing quote:
JESUS TOM

He was a good man... No. He was a great man. A maester of the Citadel, chained and sworn, and Sworn Brother of the Night’s Watch, ever faithful. When he was born they named him for a hero who had died too young, but though he lived a long long time, his own life was no less heroic. No man was wiser, or gentler, or

Explain to me how a terrible 5-7 team like Mississippi State gets a bowl invite? I know it’s a crappy St. Pete (Who Sponsors It Now) Bowl, but weren’t there ANY 6-6 teams still out there that didn’t get an invite?

That’s the HISTORY ERASER BUTTON DON’T PRESS IT!

SCULLY ME.

Miller’s Crossing quote for the ages:

why couldn’t they spraypaint that on an actual Trump building?

well they encourage other people to fuck Trump, but they should include themselves in that mix. After all, lead by example, fuckers.

Rural people just need to put up more water fountains and weird lampposts that can work as PokeStops. It’s that simple.

(shoots 2016 right in the kneecaps)

Needs more “Gotham” and “Hellblazer”.