Miller’s Crossing QUOTE YOU MUST USE BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN AND FORCE YOU TO SAY IT.

Or as we call it in Palm Harbor, another dull Thursday.

Who do I talk to at Deadspin about this?

there’s no river to dump the team into.

Other names for the Vegas team:

The SuckerBets

I saw Swamp Thing. Yay.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HiroshimaAsAUnitOfMeasure

it means they’re in a comic book and the writer has no sense of physics.

Dear CW:

I’m still using the best quote from Miller’s Crossing ever until I see you quote it.

start planning to move your team to Seattle, people.

HOLY SHIT everyone’s fantasy football lineups ARE FOOKED UP NOW.

Goddammit, NCAA.

Fire Schiano

Required Miller’s Crossing Quote Until I See You Post It:

Obama couldn’t pull off his 2008 agenda because there was Senate obstruction using the Cloture rule. When the GOP won the House in 2010, that was it.

saw what you did there.

lower the hull another three feet and put a rotating turret atop it. Rename it the USS Monitor and go with it.

It’s so stealthy the Navy can’t find where they parked it.

This is, of course, the same Tampa Bay Bucs that drafted Tecmo Bo and screwed that deal up. :( :( :( :(