You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

Don't need replays. Just goal line tech.

He *does* look a bit like that guy though.

You know, I don’t agree with your “Ichiro is the true hit king” take, but I do agree with your “Pete Rose can eat shit” take, so it all evens out.

This means Sadaharu Oh is the true home run king, right?

Do we include Rose’s minor league numbers or are we pretending the Nippion league is on MLB’s level?

Nothing beats “You’ll Never Walk Alone.”

This whole thing has been nothing short of fantasic. I’ve cried, laughed and thought. Jimmy V would be proud.

A rabbi calling for the end of Israeli West Bank occupation. Hell yeah.

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

Lmao well it was good while it lasted

God dammit! I just finally got out of the grays!!!!!

masshole > asshole

Smug asshole meets smug rich asshole.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Well the Braves thing is Cobb County, which is a weirdo Koch-brothers anti-tax utopia, except when its not. The Falcons stadium is City of Atlanta/Fulton County, which is poorly managed at best, and corrupt at worst.

Frenchy is a fan favorite, especially among Kyle Korver jersey owners.

As a tenured Jets fan, did you not get the orientation brochure? No, no it does not get better.

This reminds me of the lottery scam in my state (and others, I assume), where they claim all the proceeds go to education. What they don’t say is that the money simply replaces the existing budget, with a net change of $0.00 to the money available to school districts in the state.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…