Or dead.

Fine, Oakley was wrong, but the Knicks do suck and Dolan does deserve to be murdered for not managing the team to my liking.

That was remarkably pathetic. Like, soon-to-be ‘jumping over suitcases in a Hertz ad’ pathetic.

no

As I understand it, running the phone for more than 2 minutes turns the phone into a white hot ball of fire that can roast a whole chicken in 30 seconds and blinds small children.

Or, you know, don’t use the stickers? I mean I get it. Apple rushing to jump on the post-Millennial desire to turn every form of communications into a vandalized Trapper Keeper sucks. And the animations/stickers are fun for about 20 seconds for those of us who have an attention span longer than the average GIF.

To prevent it seeming like a JV game, have Michaels call Thursday and Tirico call Sunday.

i haven’t seen a tampon or pad commercial in a while. do they still use blue liquid? i wish they’d use fake blood. or real. whatever.