With this kind of powerfully charismatic pitch, I don't see how you wouldn't land "a" ad/branding job.

Why is this Ad person hired. I'm looking for a ad/branding job. I wouldn't make this mistake. Hire me.

there's an animal sanctuary in my county that takes animals from circuses and their staff will bring baby lion and tiger cubs to parties. My boss surprised our office by bringing in 4 and they ran around the office all day and my coworkers took pictures and played with them for like 3 hours. Like you got to roll…

If a seat-holder in Darwin's waiting room wants to willingly put himself in harms way to potentially remove his genes from the pool, I am strangely okay with that.

HH= Heil Hitler. SS=Schutzstaffel. CC=Conferenzcentrum.

I always make a very attractive sim (usually female) with traits that will help her achieve a lifetime wish. Then I find her a mate (or make her one) that is also attractive and has good traits for a lifetime wish. Then I make them have perfect little children in perfect little houses. I am a super boring sims…

So off topic. I've developed independently for TS since TS2, anybody else skeptical about TS4? Anybody else find TS3 to be a huge memory drain? I've got a slick rig that my fiance built for me, and the bloody game is sloooow.

I may kind of love whoever is running that Twitter account.

right, like the fat asses in the pictures above.

Um, I use a wheelchair — am I missing out on half price tickets to things in South America? Because I'm not getting shit here in the US.

Except for all this parking. Hollaaaaa

As a disabled person, I get pissed off when people who don't know anything about you decided you aren't disabled "enough" to merit a certain accommodation. (It happens all the time.) But I get MORE pissed off when people who aren't disabled pretend to be to game the system. So I'm down for them investigating. I…

At least they won't feel the probe.

We really should spend more time as a people giving serious consideration to the idea that rape complainants are attention whores.

I literally yelled "What the fuck?!" That's really messed up. You, sir, are kickass and strong!

No - you're an idiot who knows nothing about dogs. Please, never get one, because you are exactly the kind of person who actually would have a dangerous dog, as you discount the role the human plays and you only mark breeds as universally aggressive. Seriously, just stay away from all animals.

Agreed. This is what i thought of when I read this:

Yup. Behind every asshole dog you usually find an asshole owner- any breed can be raised to be horrible or to be kind.

It takes a certain type of cruelty to hurt a child. That girl is a fighter and it's a shame she's internalized a sense of being 'ugly' already.

Uh, leaving a four-year-old locked in a building alone IS "something going wrong"!

Five minutes seems a little extreme to be calling the police over. I would wait closer to to ten to fifteen minutes. At least account for the fact that some people's clocks are off by five minutes...