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Dunno. Maybe just on the 5'ers I hve seen around here. Everyone of them with the exception of the M5 and 3-series, all seems to have TALLLLLLL sidewalls (19 inchers with painted on rubber on an older 5-series would seem overkill though). I don't mean donk the car, but dang it was a mistake to come out with such a

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"C'était un Rendezvous" — translated, "It was a date."

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What happened to this Lamborghini? Wellllll.... since you asked, I give you video evidence. How can I say this is evidence? Simple, my mother and sister drive like this (I refuse to sit in the car when my mother drives, she's the one doing 99 km/h in the fast lane on a 100 km/h highway).

Okay, let me back track a little. I like the parallels/web thingy only if they were a couple of inches bigger. All the stock web rims from BMW at that time all looked like that they were way too small on suck a huge sidewalled tire.

Shhhhhh... don't say that. ... but may this explains why there are suicide nets there — the Audi-ness is just too much for the worker's brains to take in.

This is a classic. Though I would get the other set of rims that came with the 5-series (mini spoke, solid looking middle part).

Audi is going the way of Apple with the leaking photos thing? Dang. Next thing you will know is that they will be outsourcing to a Chinese manufacturer.

Oh yeah... that applies to Kim Dotcom in spades.

At that point, no. If my father weren't there, I would have said that I was made of all those ingredients you find in a grenade with the pin that had just been pulled.

Yeah, the only reason they didn't give out the address is because if my mother found that place, she would start dusting and cleaning. From there, she would subsequently throw out whatever she didn't know or thought was out of place and still get annoyed that so many things were left lying around out of place.

So what I am learning here is that if I were born a woman, was hotter than 90% of the rest of the women found out there (99% of the rest of the women of WalMart), had real breasts, I would be riding shotgun in a sports car?

Hahaha, this is the interwebs. Everything will last on-line in one form or another forever...

Reminds me of when I had to drop off my father in a no parking zone by the doctor's office. Middle of the day, I stopped, dad got out, and then the horrific sound of BAM!

See, I would have dispensed with the twin stripes and went more with the thin fat thin set of stripes with R/T badging from '68 and '69. I don't mind the Scat Pack striping though, but I just thought it didn't have the same OOMPH as the R/T style.

You're one of the Carpenters?!?

Since that ain't street legal, then I had better set my sights a little lower and get myself another Dodge Charger instead...

Show up at home with one of these. "Honey, I have some good news, I bought a used car for you and it is manual. Bad news is that it is green..."

That is like the German version of the Air Grabber from the old Road Runners. Only without the sharks teeth. And lettering. And American muscle car style.

Skip the SRT-8.

And this one is street legal too. With an original Richard Petty HEMI under the hood.