The flames... they burn!

Hey, if given the chance to mess other jalop's lives up and make their brain's explode once in a while, I am up for it.

Yeah, this is the perfect car to put some custom cut/CNC'd big-ass chromed alloy rims on it and wrap those corners in some low profiles. Then add a bombtastic 15 speaker system to it with maybe four or five flat panel screens, an X-Box360 or PS3 so I can play Battlefield 3 and Grand Theft Auto XXI! Rip out them…

Still wondering where are these youngin's getting their money? At that age I was carrying two jobs just so I could pay for one car and the gas and still save up for University. You guys have that many lottery winners down in the US?

Morons who couldn't drive? You hit the nail on the head.

Obviously you do not live with any members of my family or have the same friends with wives and girlfriends who do.

Yeah, that was awesome. It was almost like I was in the car with the guy. I know that if I was out of the car afterwards that I would have said, "You used the brakes? Why did you brake?"

They are going after a new demographic.

Now if they could only take the Twilight movies with it.

I had a dented, hole in the floor, rotted muffler 1973 VW Beetle. And after that a 1976 Sedan DeVille that was 10 years tired by the time I got it. Neither of them could move too fast, but I sure looked good in them. How I did that was driving either alone or with one of my friends or at most two female freinds if…

Not being an expert or being there, but he probably in most likelihood still got hit. Only in a slightly different spot. These are Corvettes and not rocketships with hyperdrive or Civics with VTEC...

I would have raced him too if I had the car. Though I probably would have had a better set up with tires, suspension, and brains. Oh yea, maybe at a track or something like that.

I was thinking that these guys have the whole micropenis thing going on. My high school Pys.ed. teacher used to say, "too many steroids when you are a a teenager will do that to you. And make your balls shrink."

They can't the Austin Grand Prix is going to be using... oh wait...

Hahahahaha! That's funny. Everyone knows that there are no dictionaries there (who in Texas needs dictionaries when you have the Bible?).

Well, take it one step further. All sports cars, automatic or paddle shift, or stickshift, should not be sold to insecure douchebags with small penises (yes, I am assuming that both these drivers are male, but if it suits the equal opportunity Jalop sensibilities, then they can think the driver on the right is a…

Yeah, I noticed the whole round versus oval taillights thing too, but let subby enjoy his day in the limelight.

Whoa! Newsflash! Little rich kids in cars way too fast for them acting like douchebags.

These are the two young men in question. I heard that they used to work at a valet car park in Chicago before this incident.

Maybe the driver was playing her music.