What about tomorrow?

ahaha i read that james franco story yesterday and immediately instagram directed him a ~tasteful~ (HA) picture of my tatas saying "22, and all yours baby" still no response -_-

I need to like your comment more. I know a lot of vegetarians and vegans who prefer not to discuss it unless specifically asked, or even pushed, to do so... and they always push.

I stopped eating meat when I had to start cooking my own food and was just afraid I'd give myself e-coli. I mean, animal welfare was a factor, but in and of itself wasn't the reason I went veg. It was only over time that it became the most important reason for me. And it took a few years for my diet to actually…

I cannot turn on the television, open a magazine, go online, or even drive down a road in my city without encountering meat culture. When I walk down the street, I smell cooking flesh, and I hear people say that it smells delicious. I see ads with people devouring blood-dripping flesh - and it's meant to be sexy. …

Can we officially declare anti-vegetarians as more irritating then vegetarians already? I've witnessed vegetarians living up to the "smug, self-righteous" stereotype maybe once in my life. Yet hardly a week goes by where I don't witness meat-eaters making a bunch of shrill remarks about how insufferable vegetarians…

You're fighting a losing battle. It's like a lawyer saying, "not all lawyers are scum!"

D.C. Bro's hobbies should include more league activities. Softball, bocce, beer pong, horseshoes — D.C. Bro is already registered in advance for all of the fun his summer can handle, and he helped design the tshirt. Isn't this a hilarious tshirt? Do you even kickball, bro?

I can't tell you how many times I've heard things like, My mom is insisting on inviting my aunt that I don't know very well, she's taking over my wedding! and then you find out that mom's paying for the whole thing. Shut up, say thank you, and invite your aunt. For fifteen grand your mom could've insisted on picking…

I knew pretty early in my young adulthood that I didn't want kids. Everyone told me I would change my mind when I got older. I'm 30 now and my mind is still pretty anti-children. Everyone still keeps telling me I'll change my mind when I "find the right man". I don't think so.

This venn diagram is very helpful.

Why does getting a divorce = imperfection?

No, I'm sorry, I cannot agree with this. This reasoning is what fuels rape culture. It teaches us that men, who are disproportionately in positions of power and influence, can do whatever they want to women who want to work with them to benefit from said power and influence. Modeling is an incredibly tough gig, it…

I went to a friend's wedding last summer. She was cooking the reception meal in her pajamas and apron until 15 minutes before the ceremony. She put her (beautiful, vintage) dress on, discovered she didn't have the right bra, and decided to go braless, worried, for maybe a second, that her nipples were showing. She had…

I'm not crazy about the term either. I find it's typically used by people who take stock of a relationship in a very superficial manner. "She's not as cute as he is; he must be dating down." "She has a fancy high powered job and he's just a ____; she must be dating down." People have a lot more to offer in a…

Equal Opportunity Trolling.

Agreed! Using the anotomically correctly terms is clinical and weird.

I refer to it as "the potato cellar" when I text. Women love that.

There was also an obsession with dunkable snacks which offered no nutrition whatsoever and hooked a generation on cheez and processed sugars for life.