I saw this in the morning and was SCREAMING AT MY TELEVISION!!! I could not BELIEVE that I was agreeing with Sherri Shepherd when she stood up for Dylan. I felt like I was taking crazy pills. Does barbara walters NOT understand that abusers usually are quite nice and charismatic? They are not always a creepy uncle…

Honestly Barbara, who fucking cares if Woody Allen is a good father to his current kids? And obviously, how you personally see him act around his kids might not be the way things go down behind closed doors. So incredibly insensitive to say something like that.

Thank you. I think the same thing... The woman shills bottled water (a tasteless, bland, clear substance) and Aveeno (a scentless, oatmeal-ish, over-priced ecru cream).

She's nearing the blandness of a soda biscuit (no salt).

She's so boring. Her middle name is probably beige.

I watched the SuperBowl performance on youtube yesterday as it showed up in the suggestion bar. I don't really understand what the whole fuss is about. I thought it was horrible. I appreciate the power and energy on stage and I liked the all female band but other than that she was barely singing at all. Just lots of…

Do we have to pretend like every Beyonce performanc is epic? Her Grammy performance was one of her worst IMO but everyone acts like we should bow down or something. Between the "surfboard" and Ike Turner references, Drunk In Love has to be one of her weakest singles lyrically and vocally.

Children,

Knock off the bickering.

Kid Rock isn't a fucking person. It's a horrible shitty persona tucked inside a wifebeater tucked inside a plaid shirt tucked inside all the worst parts of Florida that congealed in a dumpster behind a burned down 7/11 30-some year's ago.

We can mock it without feeling bad.

RAND PAUL GET OFF JEZEBEL.

Have you tried controlling your bulbospongiosus muscle as well?

A snow day in fucking college?

Yes. People in first-world countries all simultaneously developed thyroid issues at the same time. Did you know everyone who posts on Jezebel who is obese is a vegan who exercises 10000 hours a day and subsists on kale juice and flavored air? What are the chances?!

My best friend's dad died and at his memorial I remember feeling envious. I didn't envy her deep grief (something she still carries with her years later). But I envied the certainty she and her brother spoke of when they recalled how their father loved them.

I wonder what it's like to have a father who cares about you. Neither of mine did. I wish I could trade her father's life for either of my junkie ones.

I don't know, she gave so many "having Blue Ivy made me a real woman at last" interviews, that I can't with her.

Yeah, beyonce's always doing the unexpected. Performing in a leotard and being sexy and singing songs about sex and her body - that's totally new for her. What a chameleon.

jay-z's whole rap is pretty stupid: "your bresteses are my breakfastes" sounds like something a 6th grader came up with

yeah, too bad jay-z's 'eat the cake anna mae' references when ike forced tina

Seriously, can we talk about this 'eat the cake, Anna Mae' lyric?

I keep imagining Tina Turner watching from home, thinking 'what is THIS fuckery?'