It's kind of a cliche at this point, but the Celebrity Eurosport was not at all European or "sporty" and no Celebrity would have ever driven one outside of playing the role of beat-down middle aged carpet salesman coming off a messy divorce.

This thing is not MINI at all. Frankly, it's not for the country nor is it manly. MINI Countryman fail.

Pontiac Bonneville. Let's take the most pedestrian car we make and name it after the location that epitomizes the pursuit of ultimate speed.

Pontiac LeMans

But at least it looks good while you slowly.

Chevy Celebrity. Pretty sure most (all) celebrities steer clear of this one.

Suzuki Esteem.

Grand Am

My own.

Chevy "Sprint"

That shit bored me to tears. I'm just really not fond of Sutcliffe and that car is just hideous. I'm sure it's an unbelievable car but seeing it in motion made me dislike the styling even more.

Styling:

Maybe he works harder than you

Desert Bus. WTF.

I wanted to say this yesterday but felt I would be outnumbered.

I read "Ford" and "Coke" and totally forgot about cars.

How does it feel to be WRONG

I've been waiting for exactly this question. I realize this is supposed to be about the model in general, not a specific anecdotal example, but it's not like you're going to find another one for sale anyway.