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To paraphrase one of my co-workers, "The only reason there is a comfort mode button is so you can know you're not in it."

Fun fact about "comfort" and "sport" mode (at least on a Mercedes W211): The "comfort" mode may have lower shift points, but since it uses more slush time and less clutch-locking in the the transmission, it can end up being less efficient than "sport" in some cases.

the "Mustang We'll Probably Ship it With <15 PSI Boost But Once You Buy It You Know What To Do"

We can't even have ignition keys anymore, (BTW, thanks Jalopnik editors for jumping in with the pitchforks and torches on that one) and you wonder why a manufacturer won't remove 30% of the sheet metal from an economy car?

So the Volkswagen-Porsche mix is unloved, while the 356 and 911 are "teh best!!"

(And maybe Arizona, but who wants to move there?)

I'm pretty sure that Clarkson's response to someone describing the British as impotent inbreds with bad teeth and worse diets, he would be able to laugh along instead of taking offense. Of course, he would jab back about empire, and the duel would go on.

Keep in mind that Clarkson is a character. The gap between the reality of the man and the character isn't as wide as, say, it is for Stephen Colbert, but you should always know that Jezza's public statements are draped in his character's affectations.

Available with a manual CVT, right? RIGHT?

Was it a longer wheelbase, though? It always seemed much bigger than an Impreza.

This lumping piece of a bastard Americanized shit. The old one was better. This one is just terrible. It should have it's own place hell. Somewhere where the designers and bean counters that spawned this hateful thing would get their testicles flayed and run over. Somehow got MotorTrend SUV of the Year.

But if all I wanted was 40 horsepower, I'd buy 1/3 of an NA Miata.

There's almost enough going on there to distract me from that fugly panel gap next to the headlights.

Unreal! How can it even be possible to blend a Murcielago, Gallardo, and Aventador so completely and paint it Lexus pearl white?!?!

We haven't sent a man to the moon since Nixon was in office. I think the way to advance our space program is obvious.

I thought it used to be the case that 2" blades were legal.

Yaris 3-door.

In the inimitable words of Ray Smuckles: