Needs more pointlessly chrome roll hoop.

(Person at exotic rental company, upon seeing a stoned, drunk, medded Bieber on the other side of the counter): "Yes, Mr. Bieber, of course, just sign right here. But are you sure you want a Lamborghini? Wouldn't this Porsche Carrera GT suit you better?"

I love this so much I don't even care if it's true.

Off topic: I know that when they used Daytonas for IROC they were "heavily modified," including using a V-8, but they must have also made them RWD, right?

"I'll never understand the fascination..." ...but I'll participate in it and promote it.

That suspension travel can calculate it's own gas mileage.

There's an "always lands cheese-side down" joke in here somewhere, but I'm too medicated to find it.

As a long-time Camaro hater, I may have to consider reconsidering some things.

Stance don't win races.

The STR can be fitted with all sorts of other engines too, but if you trust the British and stick with the Alfa 166 power plant, Lister Bell adds the spaceframe including the full integral roll cage built to RAC blue book specification, a double wishbone/strut type suspension, 308mm or 321mm ventilated discs with 4…

HARD IT, BRO.

Interesting. I hadn't realized that BMW was a question.

"The Woodwright's Shop" would be an awesome concept to translate to the automotive world.
http://video.pbs.org/program/woodwr…

Have you ever met a "person" before?

Dear Mr. Lutz,
At the present time I estimate myself to be 4% bad and 9% ass. If I wanted I be a gargantuan badass like yourself, where would you suggest I dedicate my resources?

No, the Caliber randomly stabbed you with one of those cheap imitation "Rambo" style knives. It was the PT Cruiser that you were thinking of with the pinking shears.

So: Jalopnik writers calling your cars "pussies." For it , or against it?

What's interesting to me is how much more appealing this design is than the genesis coupe. It's classic without being campy-retro. Awesome.

It's Jimmy Durante in a short skirt and a looong jacket.

You nailed it with the mid-engined hatches. One could almost make a list of those alone.