Please tell me that's a t shirt I can get.

Oh no! All that work down the drain. If only they had checked their efficiency calculations with you first!

I totally thought you meant the emergency pull handle located inside the trunk. Maybe cheap cars have them, but the glow-in-the-dark doesn't last as long?

It's so... mild.

Do Japanese companies typically hire Chinese copy-writers for American ad campaigns?

AMG: Achtung Martin Gruppe

Nice vineyard, but you usually don't put landscape shots in these articles. Where's the car?

Makes sense! I never considered that, but I don't think 1971 was pre-relay, was it?

When driving at night, it's important not to burden a driver with the need to remove a hand from the wheel, especially when visibility conditions are changing. So, we'll put high beam switch next to the BRAKE PEDAL.

New Infinitis have a button for steering wheel smell?

It's funny because they spelled "prindl" wrong.

Empty highball glass is indeed an important warning. I can see why these are gov't mandated now.

Well, does it bring it or drop it?

The really troubling thing is that there is apparently no way to have email AND bacon.

As far as I can tell, Mercedes wants you to give up, engage the "Auto" climate control and use the temperature knobs only. What are these, seat adjustment buttons? And "AC OFF?" When the button is off, is the AC on? No? And the "Rest" button can't refer to a restroom, can it?

"Hello, Maserati parts bin department.... Yes, Ferrari, of course we'll help you with the new California. You'll be needing hardtops, right? We've got a warehouse full of these..."

:-(

Cop car waiting by offramp is an imposter...

I can't wait until next year, when you drive a manual CVT that is both best and worst.

There it is, folks, the word "car" in the headline, so no complaints that this belongs elsewhere on Kinja.