The Veneno is squarely in the uncanny valley between the Aventator, which is in poor taste but still recognizable as a road car, and the Egoista, which is straight-up glorious fantasy.

There is apparently one question for which "Miata" is not the answer.

Sure that's not one of those HHR-based kit cars?

I'm breathing murder.

So on Top Gear I think it was Hammond who said they had to use a digital needle on the LFA because a mechanical needle couldn't move fast enough to follow the revs through gear changes.

I hope they're pulling a "New Coke."

You misspelled "fugly"

Exterior gets a 4/10 because of that hideous retractable hardtop.

Because it won't baby.

If Subaru ever built an STi Baja, it would surely belong on this list.

Solid axle with diff but no driveshaft?

They have discontinued that option.

Everyone else is... "busy."

Are those HOV-lane friendly with a single occupant?

Heh. True. You forgot "Bluth-ier."

"Newport?" So, the snootier, East-coastier, old-monier version of the Malibu?

It's the killswitch for the driver's ego in case he starts thinking there's something prestigious about driving a rebadged Sebring.

Or split the difference between numbers and words:

"300" used to mean minimum 300 horsepower, standard. Imma guess that's not the case for the 200. It would make for some interesting discussions with Fiat, however....