I've admired the '71 Plymouth B-body C-pillar for years as one of the most aesthetically perfect automotive elements ever... and yet, this works, as-is.

I—I just... <3

Yeah, so my "cheap" home build (made of 2" PVC pipe) ended up costing over $200. It's also bigger and bulkier than the commercial ones, but I think it might be more rigid and stable being closer to a cage than a rail. If I had to do it again, I might go with a commercial product.

One in each wheel, right?

Pixar's explanation about windshields vs. headlights for eyes make sense to me: When you use the headlights for eyes, the head is so low and flat that every character looks like a snake, with similarly limited ability to convey expression.

Move to a climate where "summer tires" are called "tires," and uttering the words "winter tires" gets you some confused looks.

Base it on the Focus, but with so many fewer doors and seats, call it the Focme.

I dont know if you've experienced the Focus mood lights they are talking about, but the color can be adjusted on the fly. Blue footwell, green, amber, red, white... the world is your oyster. If "the world" is taken to be "the mood lights in your footwell," that is. Utter nonsense.

I'm gonna buck the rev-happy trend and go with something a little more sedate, you know, with a redline at about 1800 RPM.

I always imagine "Turbo Teen's" nostrils in mid-transform when I see one of these.

Why don't you hate GM? Did you even look at your own post?

Coronal mass ejection hot hatch. Not the worst in any sense, except in "the worst spanking you've ever received on tarmac."

False. This is a VHS tape rewinder.

The color on the third one is called "Richard Petty goes to the Nursing Home"

8. Make it a $500 claim race series.

+1

I like the cut of your jib.

heh.

Sure deduct the points, but your starting point is A JUMPING BUS.