I love the way this has turned into a write-only comment system.

1. Garage it.

OK, so I have nothing worthwhile to add but I'm just trying out the commenting system.

This better be on the list.

YEAH! LET"S GET HIM! TRASH HIS PHONE!!

At least your beheading will be shown on Saudi cable.

The nice thing about that Toyota truck is that even with 150,000 miles on it, it's basically got 0 miles on it.

Anyone can total a car; this kid totaled his life.

In a sentence?

Not a single one of them ridiculous. It's the collection that's ridiculous, and even that's debatable depending on your definition of "ridicule."

Yes. Number one.

Just imagine what she could have done if the Lord had bought her a Mercedes Benz.

But it is his lyrics, not his cars, that are ridiculous.

My therapist thanks you for reminding me about the existence of the Murano Cross Cabriolet. That's almost two years of intense memory conditioning down the drain.

I have never driven a late-model Sentra, but if it's true that it is actually worse than the Versa, it should be number one.

I'm not about to claim that consumer-grade simulation approaches the real thing, but playing Gran Turismo in a homemade cockpit with a wheel and pedals has given me an incredible admiration for and appreciation of what it is to be a race car driver. These are extraordinary human beings, with physical constitutions,…

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Listen, I like dubstep as much as the next guy... well, maybe more than the average guy, but...

We are still waiting on toxicology reports because the forklift being used to load them on the flatbed truck broke down.

4.1 wouldn't be laughed at if it cost half as much.