Surprised? That kind of proves the point, doesn't it?

We all know about anthropomorphic features in car design, but the Miura is truly surprising in that it pulls of what no other car has ever done: Eyelashes.

UUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!

I will not post a pic, but merely call upon your memory of Pontiacs from the late malaise until just before the G[n] stuff.

It wouldn't surprise me if that were a Holden. Or a Holden's Holden, like if there was an Australia's Australia, where Holden's Holden made the kind of cars the parent company didn't dare.

Ohhhhhhhh Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh.

In other news, Honda has lost the thumb drive with the photos from a studio shoot of the upcoming CR-Z CrossTour. It was last seen somewhere in Sweden.

"Almost certainly?" I'll take that bet. Either way, I win: The bet, or the world in which we have an awesome new Vega.

Next Question of the Day: Who is the most unamerican Jalopnik commenter?

The pseudo-random ordering (10, Intro, 1, 7, 9, 4, 6, 3, 2, 8, 5) is a great way to keep us guessing about what's next on the list.

Unlike Lexuses?

OK, so the article got corrected... but as first posted, it said "all speed detectors." The presence of that error in the article was necessary for my post to make sense. When the article was silently corrected, my comment became obsolete.

Don't worry about it. Apparently radar detectors aren't illegal in Virginia. According to Hardigree's article, "all speed detectors" are illegal, so I guess the cops can't use radar guns. Radar detectors are not speed detectors, so you're fine.

Are you trolling some douchey jalop to bid it up, you know, for charity?

How can you lead with a pic of an SVO and then relegate the story to a single "reverse" link? MORE SVO LOVE, PLS?

A Kamm back is aerodynamically functional, and only requires partial tapering. Wagons that look like an overgrown CRX would be hot.

Seven seaters, at that. It's the only thing that can break the minivan/SUV hegemony. As much as I want to, I can't even seriously consider a Mazda 5, because it only seats six. Any wagon in the U.S. market is a five-seater these days, except an optioned-out Mercedes E-class.

Then "hoon" has definitely jumped the shark, as has the phrase, "jumped the shark."

Yeah, Abe, you took a pretty long lunch today. What happened, did the restaurant give your reservation away to some else or something?

If I ever *have to* repaint my '91 Crystal White Miata, I'd consider this.