witeowl
witeowl
witeowl

That's the most amazing discovery since I learned from the local news that marshmallows grow on plants! Actually, I was young enough at that time that my parents justhad to burst my bubble with something called "reality". Damn them.

Defensive I could handle. This is full of attack. That's just tasteless.

But, but... Any runner knows that putting on one's shoes is the hardest part of working out!

But I chose the blue pill!!! And you're messing it all up, dammit!

The FAQ that Melanie quoted doesn't say anything that would imply fl.ux isn't useful.

Shorts on top just bunch up and become an annoyance. I know this because I've tried. So, sorry, you'll still have to see my more-than-ample rump in skin-tight shorts. I recommend humming "Fat Bottomed Girls" as I go riding by. ;)

I used to attend a gym with limited parking right by the building: if you didn't get a spot near the building, you had to park across the street. I would laugh and laugh at the people who would circle the parking lot looking for a close spot... In my mind, I was sure that they would probably do some time on the

The point is that speed is merely a result of net power. You can strap twenty pounds on my back and I'll still work just as hard as before; I'll just go slower. You can give me an ultra-light bike and I'll work just as hard as before; I'll just go faster. Making me less efficient doesn't make me work harder — it just

Yes. I realize that. That's why I specified that it's been normal in the U.S. If I were to assume that everyone lived in the U.S., then I would have omitted the first three words of my response.

In the U.S., this has been "normal" in less than 5-star establishments since I was old enough to know what tipping meant (or earlier) ... which has been much, much longer than five years.

It's as safe as a knife if you use the tool properly (in other words, using the food holder while cutting). I love my mandoline and have yet to hurt myself with it. But it scares the shit out of me when I see someone using a mandoline without the holder.

That is the single good reason to get this board.

I just measure my pasta on my digital scale. Works perfectly and I can adjust it a few grams this way or that depending if my appetite is a little larger or smaller than "serving size".

You're kidding, right? The only connection this post has to that tragedy is your comment.

But, but... I AM watermelon. :/

Ye gods, I can only hope you're making that up... or that they're just joshing. If not... I may have to go weep a while.

I was intrigued until I visited the website and was struck by this image. Why is this woman trying to stick one up her nose?

Ah, when I say "dumb", I don't mean that they're not bright, per se, but that they make dumb decisions based on LOVE(!) or HIM(!). Just to clarify. And, yes, in The Host, there are women who don't fall into that vacuum.