Right. Which is why, I suppose, the article specifies that this clock will give the correct time for "24 different time zones around the world," implying that there are more than 24 different time zones.

Can you post a link to something confirming that Coca-Cola has stated this (as presented in the video) is fake? I searched but can't find anything.

But then we're drinking in the dark. And that's just sad.

arms on the table != elbows on the table

"Can", you say? After 23 hours, just try and stop me. Hell, I won't be able to stop myself after 23 hours!

First: Read the article again.

Gosh, I didn't know that this was a game of "more racist than x".

Huh? How does he think he's making any kind of point demonstrating any sort of "lesson" by trolling CL? The only lesson I learned was that David or the person-temporarily-known-as-David is an ass.

I think I love you.

Ha!

Not quite. Plastic won't allow for the transfer of water as well as cardboard or newspaper will. The little beneficial critters in the soil still need water, as well as the roots of neighboring plants, so I prefer "breathable" mulches whenever possible.

Yep.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought this was possible before. I specifically remember seeing a particularly annoying (in the funny way) avatar of a small, moving bug being used on one of the gawker sites. I had to stop myself from squishing the non-existent bug on my screen more than once.

That actually won't work (or, at least, it didn't work for me). Tell people instead to search for Kotaku Fix.

I found it laughable that our district's IT had a similar website (todaysmeet) blocked because they thought students would abuse it. Ha! As if they use current middle school students use chat rooms. They just text each other!

Doesn't matter. Even assuming there are no weed seeds in the mulch, the majority of weed seeds are spread through the air (either by wind or bird droppings), so there's absolutely no way of avoiding weeds completely. However, that mulch is far enough from soil-like to make it unlikely that any weeds will be able to…

Eh? I'm aware of this and included it in my reply to Selillak, but why are you pointing it out to me here?

Yes, I need a watch for the toilet! Oh, who am I kidding? I have my phone there, too, so I can play sudoku.

By what magic is it supposed to stay face-up on the bike handlebars? As pictured, that's going to stay there for about one pedal stroke.

Oh, and as both a student and teacher, my favorite part is that I can easily embed links to websites, evernote notes, and even regular documents just by dragging and dropping onto the task!