PRO TIP: Make sure you don’t drink this near a beach. Beaches are full of sand, which is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. There’s a reason Anakin’s favorite cocktail is “Sex Nowhere Near the Beach”.

In a related matter, I am so glad that they have a bantha milk/blue milk recipe at the top of that…

I was thinking today about building a roller with an old yoga mat, some glue and PVC—-mostly to help with my hunchback posture. Is there an advantage to having a knobby one vs smooth for my purposes?

I was thinking today about building a roller with an old yoga mat, some glue and PVC—-mostly to help with my…

You will not notice that money missing but at the end of the year you’ll now have a separate savings account with $960 in it. And you will notice that!

If you start to automatically save a little bit at a time from each paycheck, you won’t even notice it’s gone. You really won’t. Then you can increase gradually and you will be shocked how much you can save before you start to notice it. Can you afford $5 transferred to a separate savings account every Tuesday and…

I don’t have a recommendation, but Vanido seems to be planning an Android launch. On their website, click “I have an Android” to sign up to be notified when it’s out. https://vanido.io/

I think the title should refer to “graduate degrees,” not “masters degrees” since both medical professionals and lawyers typically get doctorates (MDs and JDs). In theory a doctorate is a more advanced degree than a masters and takes longer to achieve.

I’ll just leave this here.

I’ve never had an issue just saying “you have something in your teeth” or “your fly’s unzipped” or “you have some gunk on your face”, most of the time accompanied by a small gesture mimicking what to do. Straight-forward, nonchalant, not awkwardly beating around the bush.

Me currently..

I never understood why people hate the idea of bullet trains so much when their main purpose would be to compete with airlines.

I don’t even speak to my republican coworkers after one fucker told me “I guess you’ll be moving back to somalia now” on November 9th. I work at a nonprofit in Silicon Valley and have never lived in HOA.

Is this the plot to the next Fast and Furious movie? Dom and crew turn into pirates and hijack the ships to prevent them from falling into enemy hands, then The Rock shows up for no reason and they drive cars from end to end at WOT, but it still takes 37 minutes?

bad karma, bro.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

Fact: owning a Buick hasn’t gotten anyone laid since 1987.

Yeah, but then you will own a Buick.

I know, right? I was about to comment the same thing, this should be the default for the FUGLY web version, which reminds me of Excel...