The Staircase tread was amazing and I don’t care who disagrees with me. Creepy and uncanny. 

Me too, I’m having to restrain myself form looking them up again right now.

Check out the Reddit thread about “Boothworld Industries”, it’s creepy and really fun since there’s an interactive portion of it which involves calling a creepy phone number. 

We have always been at war with EastChristmas

Candidate Kylo Ren 

Take it from me and don’t get your hopes up...having said the same thing going into every birthday party I’ve had in my adult life, it never is, and you’ll only end up disappointed.

I recently drank way too much and had to hold on to the throne. It happens.

Yup, right.

that’s fine police work, lou

ahahaha, gatorsplaining.

Here’s a gift certificate to Kay Jewelers. Go and buy some pearls to clutch.

It’s basically a “can i speak to the manager” incubator.

This is the end. Of America.

I say we let billionaires like Draper carve out their own utopia. By shooting them at the sun.

Not all heroes wear khakis, but this guy does.

I find this pro-iceberg blog very insensitive because I had family who DIED ON THE TITANIC

Why make a documentary about Hanging Rock if you’re not even going to mention the Dakota Pipeline? Just seems weirdly offensive.

Seeing this jackass again was one of those reminders of how much crazy shit has happened in the last three years that I’ve already forgotten.

There’s a lot of economic anxiety out there ...

The monument protesters here in NOLA are the saddest of sacks. Meth-addled, cousin-fucking bunglecunts, one and all.