My daughter insists that everything down there is the butt no matter how much we try to explain to her that isn’t the case. On boys too. I think she’d fail. She’s also six.

I consider getting out of my jog bra post-run to be a workout in itself. A high-stakes yoga, if you will.

Haha exactly like that. If they stranded on deserted island, he will eat her 1st.

But he’s so edgy! He has barbed wire tattooed on his forearm!!!

They’re like the High Sparrow and his followers, totally obsessed with Cersei while not even caring about the fire breathing orange dragon headed their way

THIS is the argument I’ve had with those who I consider NOT my friends (also know as the “An AR doesn’t do that much damage” cuntbags). I work in Emergency Medicine and believe me, If I had to (touch wood) be shot with a gun and a choice, I’d go handgun/pistol all the way. That’s repairable (mostly; unless someone has…

Cops.

I believe it’s pronounced Ree-tah Ore-ah

I'm sure if this ever happened to me I would sob like a tween deprived of Wi-Fi, but in my fantasies, I am stoic, refuse to repeat the party line, and fulfill my hard labor sentence like Cool Hand Luke only to emerge from prison the biggest, baddest bitch on the planet with my totally toned bod and my steely gaze.

And he's fucking awful on set!!! I really don't understand how he gets work

I HATE JEREMY RENNER WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING!!!

Yes! My husband made it, actually. He takes a mediaeval martial art class (swordfighting, etc.), and they had a class on the weekends where you could construct your own armour. He actually fights in it.

Found my NanoWriMo plot.

Since this piece is focusing on (Nurse) Midwives and Midwives in general, I’d like to point out that epidurals may be administered by Anesthesiologists and also Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetists, of which I am one.

I love the Garnier BB creams! So dewy! I’ve also heard great things about the Origins BB cream.

If you can spend a little more than drugstore prices, I love Clinique’s BB cream. I am very pale and have lots of pink in my skin (thanks, Mom!) and it evens things out beautifully. And Clinique is generally good for sensitive/acne prone skin. I’ve used it for a few years now and it’s great.

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…

My niece got one of these for Christmas and all had the missing hair clumps to prove it. However, on my husband’s shiny, perfectly straight, thick Italian hair it worked perfectly. He was thrilled.

I used to comment regularly on Jezebel for years (under a different name) and stopped because of the feeling the author describes when someone she assumed would be an ally made her feel unwelcome.