My sister was born quite premature - a few weeks farther along than your niece I think, somewhere in the 6th month of pregnancy. She is 100% fine more than 30 years later. It was a very scary time for my parents, but medicine has come a loooooooong way in terms of dealing with pre-term babies. The odds of a 24-week…

My nephews were both born 5 weeks premature. They each had to stay in the hospital for about a month. They are now 5 and 3, with no lingering issues. I don’t know anything about issues with babies born at 24 weeks, but I just want to offer my sympathy for what you and your family are going through. It is so scary and…

I have no experience with premature babies and no advice to give but just wanted to wish you and your family the very best outcome possible.

- “Spending the Weekend on the Couch in My Underwear Browsing the Internet Mindlessly: The Motion Picture.”

I picked Marco Rubio because 1) I, too, enjoy the musical stylings of the Wu-Tang Clan and 2) I’m also always thirsty.

Yes! I know it’s gonna sound cheesy but I get these feelings when I hear the guitar riffs of “Come As You Are” and the intro to “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star.

True love is finding someone who hates all of the same things you do.

In 11 days, my family is going to drop me off for a week long trip. After 17 years of marriage and 2 kids, I cannot believe that I am going to be alone for that long. I don’t have to worry about what anyone else wants to eat, who needs to pee, kids picking at each other, etc. It is going to be a vacation from my whole…

Speaking as someone who has been married for 15 years and has two kids, let me just say that traveling to a beautiful vacation spot where I can stare off into space for a week sounds like fucking bliss I say, bliss!

My cat will start conversing with me in English before the US gets proportional voting.

“So: what totally frivolous item would you buy if you suddenly became filthy rich? “

because she is afraid if she would hire 2 female nannies JT would bang them.

They fail to mention that the end, where you try to get everything you bought into the car to take home, demonstrates once and for all which person in the relationship is better at Tetris. (It’s totally me.)

Those folks at Madame Tussauds are at the absolute top of their game. I’ve never seen one of their creations look so lifelike.

My rage at Gwyneth Paltrow for this goddamned stunt is kind of boundless. My rage at anyone who pulls this stunt is kind of boundless. You really want to know what it's like to be poor? Great. I'll tell you how to pull it off:

I remember very distinctly, sitting at the bar with my girlfriends, smoking a cigarette and drinking my second vodka and soda of the night, and saying, “I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant.” So I feel you on that. 23 year old me was not ready to have a kid, and I am so glad I made the choice to terminate. Here I am, sharing…

Nightmare doesn’t even begin to cover Tony Abbott. He’s like a demon-spawn in Christian clothing. He’s a racist/sexist pig, his government is a joke that does its best to foster an environment of tension and hatred in this country, and their policies are most often repugnant and cruel.

There’s a lot of things that I’m not proud of doing as a teen but I always did stand up for my gay friends who were bullied at school. Of course this led to rumours being spread that I was gay (I’m not) It is hard to stand up all the time for those that are being oppressed, and I give the kids a bit of leyway when it…

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena