I’m not mad about the hair. But I am extremely Mad Online at this:

“I actually don’t think you’re thinking anything,” Van said. “I think that what you’re doing right now is the absence of thought.” THIS. THIS. THIS. 

SMOOTHIE BOWLS ARE JUST GAZPACHO. IT’S JUST COLD SOUP PEOPLE. ITS JUST A YOGURT PARFAIT IN A BOWL.

hmm, that lede pic — I’d say Miranda burns relationships and uses the ash to create a *perfect* smoky eye (see how I’m both current and topical with my comments)

True. Take away the fame and the high-dollar haircuts and makeup and you’ve got pretty much the same behavior you see in my tacky-ass midwestern hometown. Swap out “country/pop music stars” for insurance agents and doctors’ office secretaries. Maybe throw in a high school football coach for a little celebrity veneer.

SO MUCH THIS JFC.

Yeah I don’t understand what that tweet is even supposed to mean. It doesn’t seem like Miranda is hurting over her breakup with East so I’m not sure what’s karmatic (I know this isn’t a real word) about it.

You know, it is weird that Blake can be divorced this long, be deep into another relationship, and still have his nose so far in Miranda’s sexual business. I know guys like this and I’ll tell you this much—if Blake wasn’t famous, he’d probably have a restraining order on him by now. Dudes who won’t let go are scary…

I’m so surprised to read about all the white women journalists who are so offended! It’s almost like white women reflexively attack any non white women who makes fun of white women.

When it comes to Kanye, I just have to leave it at this:

Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci says “BRB... N-O-T!” in the #1 comedy of the summer, IDGAF!

This April, Michal Cohen is haunted, hunted, hounded... and Hangdog.  

That’s some early Smithers level shit, only Smithers actually stood up to Mr Burns once in a while.

Thats literally what they are best at.

Fuck that and Fuck him.

I had consensual sex with the guy who raped me. I didn’t want to admit to myself that the dude I thought was a great guy was a rapist. And I bought his weak excuse, because I wanted to believe he was a great guy. Women don’t want bad guys, we want good guys. We want good guys so much, we’ll try to convince ourselves…

I also felt really angry...It’s like a rage that has stayed with me. I don’t think you lose that. Nope, you sure don’t. I’ve been living with it for so many years.

In all seriousness: AV Club, why the hell isn’t the photo embedded in the article? The image is blasted all over Twitter and the rest of the web, so there’s absolutely no reason WHY we “have to click the link in order to see it.” Seriously, this befuddled me. Is this a Kinja thing? Because I thought embedding media…

I see you’ve played knifey, Mercury before.

Me - Woah, that header pic looks JUST LIKE Freddie Mercury!