I am blown away by not only the advice but the thoughtful discussion here. Guys, can you please print this out and staple it to the forehead of every man you know?

Good for you you’re able to list vintage albums.

I am new to the AV Club by bless my bonnet, thank god for Tyler Scott (a.k.a. Mark Bowen)’s Chrome extension. 

Noted, this is not The Beguiled. Any reason Kidman and Farrel have back-to-back collabs?

This will be my temporary solution until the baby flask arrives. Another public service from the kinja commentariat!

Pro to the Con: Some of those STDs can be cured!

Last time someone asked me when it was “my turn” to have kids I looked them in the eye, laughed, and said “that’s nice” before taking a large swing of my very alcoholic beverage.

I clicked through to Erin Gloria Ryan’s article and oh my god she predicted Seal and Heidi Klum’s divorce AND the meltdown of TomKat based on their sexy braggart behaviour. I am shook.

I know this is the less significant photo but

Non-DB posts are sometimes the best DB posts. Good on ya.

I suspect he’s very well-rehearsed at how to call who what in public.

I just want to let you know this made me cry.

I want Mariah to switch gears and start using some of her lower register in a dirty soul/r&b album but that is not the Mariah that Mimi wants to be.

If there is a level below grey this will probably result in my being relegated to it forever, but hey. I’m with you. I didn’t hate it either and am curious to see more.

My morning conspiracy is that Mariah retouched herself but left Beyoncé alone. I do not believe the left side of that photo in comparison to the right.

The issued non-apology is even better. “It was fake! We didn’t know this was a thing! We do it every year! Sorry but why are you all so sensitive?!”

mannn a local haunted house here decided it was a great idea to promote themselves by having someone dress up in a killer clown costume and chase people up and down the street with a real steel hammer and I wish I was making this up but #smalltown

Keira Knightley lives in the world of being too goddamn good for this shit.

I mean, defund Planned Parenthood, but don’t do anything to keep this virus impacting fetuses from spreading.