You’re right. Unsubstantiated rumor. Like Obama’s birth certificate and his religious affiliation. Or that he took more vacation days than any other president. Stuff like that, eh?

I did. It is so so funny how you fucking retards will cry that Pizzagate is true because some Pepe mouthbreather on 4chan replaced words in emails but when legitimate agencies report that Russia was involved in interfering with the election its all a liberal elitist conspiracy and none of it is true.

There was smoke that had been manufactured by the Republicans for 30 fucking years. There was no fucking fire to find.

It’s amazing how much the burden of proof shifted once Trump was elected. Truly, truly amazing.

I’ve been “it’s not about you!”-ing all over the ding-dang place today myself, but this is a flawless response

Bernie Sanders owes the world an apology today. Not for running, which is anyone’s right, but for not stopping the irrational hate and conspiracy theories earlier on and for insisting on fighting to the convention even after it was clear he had lost. I hope he will never forgive himself for what he has done.

Also, vegan cheese should not be allowed to use the name cheese.

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Dear Amber and Johnny,

Stuff like this is why I have such a love hate thing for papparazzi. One one hand I’m a fan of various people, an admitted people watching junkie, and I love seeing candid shots of people I like. Seeing some famous guy that I am totally smitten with a good case of bed head and a zit once in a while it’s healthy. It…

I agree.

Yes, while I completely understand her desire to make him “fess up”, it will never fucking happen. She needs to cut her losses. Easier said than done, but there it is.

I was at dinner with a friend last week when he started complaining that one of his employees was pregnant and how was she going to do her job now?!

Ha! Well done, ma’am. Also, is eating an entire cake on your own such a bad thing?

A lot of people (a lot of men, actually) seem to have trouble separating her loathsome politics and work from her actually being treated unconscionably. Which, in addition to being morally awful, is really shortsighted — I want to see every employee who’s been mistreated by Fox to take it out on them, as publicly and…

I like this. Assholes don’t get cake. Oh, you think girls are asking for it? No more cake. You said “If he was beating her, why didn’t she just leave?” No more cake. You think rape culture doesn’t exist? Say goodbye to Cake Culture, moddafucka!

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