This confirms just about everything I have ever suspected about Melania Trump’s sad, scary life.

Solas reminds me of my abusive ex. I hate that SOB. I hate him so much that I can’t wait to play the next game, all the while hoping that I get to scramble that fucking egg.

I think we’re seeing dementia here. I see this with two family members that have Alzheimer’s. They just string words together. He has no idea what the fuck he’s saying anymore.

And if they don’t and get fired? Then, they can sue. How far do you think that will make it up the proverbial flagpole?

Whiny bitches gotta whine about something. “Hard core players?” Jesus Christ on a cracker... How are people supposed to become gamers if we keep this fucking separation shit going. What’s wrong with having something that more people can relate to?

Kayso... Just wanna understand here. This douche nozzle says that women shouldn’t take responsibility for our own wants, needs, and desires. Instead, we should hold sex out as a reward for good behavior on the part of men.

Build them some fucking barracks and be done with it.

Dear Press Corps... Just stop showing up. Honestly, let the Shit Gibbon have to watch his sock puppets face and empty press room a couple of times, then wait. He’ll melt down like ice cream and we can all point and laugh. Then, he’ll play nicer because you called his bluff. It’s not like Spicer or Huckabee say…

Why should the shit gibbon start hiring qualified people now?

Alas.. Many people would. We’re living in Dumbfuckistan, my friend.

I worked at an air freight company on 9/11. We had a station in the towers. For a week afterward, I fielded calls about when those packages were going to be delivered.

You are not an ass. People are just that stupid.

The very next person to even insinuate that this was about sex, or Cosby’s gratification, I’m going to smack them. Rape has fuck all to do with sex or sexual gratification, and everything, EVERYTHING to do with power and control. The minute that we allow the rape=sex argument to start, we have lost. Cosby may have…

It wasn’t sexual gratification. Rape isn’t about sex. It’s about control and force and who has the upper hand. Don’t make this about sex, that’s what the defense wants. This is about power and control.

I wonder how they do it. All these enema bags that talk about abortion all have really punchable faces? Genetic engineering or just inbreeding?

The guy with the tiny, tiny.... hands, drops the biggest of bombs. Overcompensation...

Catharsis means a purging or release of strong or repressed emotions, yes? So, your job is, to you, the way that you spew your anger over the world? Yeah, Sugar, that’s not the way this shit works. For most of us, our jobs are the reason we need catharsis, not the other way around. Go get a real fucking job and drink…

I have a little hope that Barron will at least wear decent clothes. His mother has relatively good taste in fashion, if not in men.

Karen... Hey, listen. Couple of things here. First, your husband calling you “Mother” is really creepy. You might want him to not share that shit. Makes you look bad. Another thing? If you can’t trust your husband to not bang a woman at a restaurant, you probably shouldn’t be married to him, and if he’s worried about…

Mother??? Oh, for fuck’s sake. That, right there, is why stupid fucks ask my why I “let” Mr. Witch do things like leave the house without me and go to Hooters. “Let” him go? I push him out the damn door. I got me some witch shit to do, and he just gets in the way. He’s been known to push me out the door so he can do…

I actually feel stupider for reading this. I wonder how mamy IQ points I lost. It felt like someone just threw words and posted them in the order they fell. I’m an actual, practicing witch, and this made no sense. I can only imagine what readers that are not familiar with the practice think.