Gretchen Carlson puts me in a bind. I despise everything she stands for. That being said, I have to admire her for going up against The Sphincter Formerly Known as Roger Ailes. That proves she’s got pretty big balls sitting in her bra. Like it or not, as a feminist, my job is to help change the sexist system, and…

Dogs have owners, cats have staff. So long as the food bowl remains full, no fucks are required for who fills it.

Lane Bryant was the first store that I could literally wear anything they had in the store. I wish they still had that magic.

Every time I hear that man speak, or read what he says, I feel just a little bit more stupid.

I am, too, and they never have them in store. They rarely have the size I want online, either. I don’t know where you live, but where I live, I guess everyone has really small tits. I asked at the local LB, and they don’t even carry sizes above DD in store.

“I can’t help falling in love,” by Elvis Presley... Short, sweet, and to the point. I tried to talk the spawn into it when she got married, but she chose something gods awful. It may have been the spawn’s mate, idiot boy. Anyway, Hubs #2 and I chose “Fat Bottom Girls” by Queen. Both of my spawn and the maternal unit…

One of my main problems with Lane Bryant is that everything is so damn expensive. I don’t want to spend $45 on a pair of shorts. $30 for a crappy T-shirt? No thanks. Oh, and forget actually buying a bra there if the ladies are larger than a D cup. (yeah, I know they say they carry DDs, but I think those things are…

Mostly he’s young, stupid, and too full of testosterone for his own good. Once I manage to deflate the ego, he’ll shape up.

C’mon Megyn... You know you want to... Take a shot, give him a knee to the nuts. You’ll up your street cred with women. A cool shot of fuck off Roger Ailes will wash the taste of those disgusting Trump platitudes out of your mouth. He’s an easy target, and you can get a good job somewhere else.

Reading some of these responses both grosses me out, and makes me feel so grateful that I live in the land of Jezebel commenters. You are my heroines. (and heroes, whatever gender applies)

Oh, Greta. Greta, Greta, Greta.... We need to talk, Sugar. We don’t need to throw other women under the bus anymore. We’re better than that. I could say that we’re stronger together than we are apart, or I could say that calling other women liars when you don’t have the facts is wrong, but I’m not going to. As a…

He’s young and foolish. I rather doubt he thinks of much at all, sad to say. He is a conservative, so thinks as little as possible. I don’t know what the girl sees in him, but the days of arranged marriages are over. I only hope that my grandchildren take after my daughter, or that the lack of cake snaps him into…

I get your point, but I disagree. No one deserves to be harassed for any reason. She can happily argue for denying me MY rights, but I will never do so to her. I will hold her coat while she beats the crap out of the shitheel, I will defend her rights to beat the shit out of him, and I will applaud her efforts to do…

Last night, when I was giving out cake, the Son in Law said that she shouldn’t be allowed to sue because she chose to continue working there. I literally took the fork out of his hand and said that he can’t have any until he pulls his head out of his ass. I’m not fooling around with these people anymore. No more aid…

She’s a hack reporter. That being said, I hope she takes that fucker for so much money that he has to scrounge couch cushions for grocery money. I’m a feminazi, Gretchen, and you may not like me, but I’m gonna stand here and hold your coat for you. That’s what women do for each other. When this is over, I hope you…