However, police have not released any information surrounding the suspect’s motives.

I’m not usually one to play the “call it terrorism” card but

Nah.

Let’s just remember that he has a valuable legacy that I can’t just throw away. I remember that he’s the first black man to ever win an Emmy in television. I also remember that he’s the first guy to make a cartoon with black characters where their lips and noses were drawn proportionately. I remember that he had a…

Naw. Burning it is fine. The only possibility here is that the $4 million was applied in error, which seems unlikely. Even then, burning your original recorded mortgage that was returned to you isn’t something that they can harm you for.

That’s because women are human beings just like men, and human beings can be awful and depraved. So-called benevolent sexism/paternalism at work in the thinking that women are like children or something and therefore not capable of even the horrible things that men are more frequently thought of doing because their…

He’ll be fine in prison. Abuse in prison doesn’t happen as often as we’re told, let alone prison rape, nor is either situation funny to joke about.

Then you haven’t read my fanfic.

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

Really? Because it looks like the white kid got away with harassing a classmate and wasn’t punished for that. Seems like a win to me; a win for white supremacy that is.

BUT WHO WAS PHONE????

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

So witches float and wizards sink?

Mamoru Oshii didn’t direct Stand Alone Complex. That was Kenji Kamiyama. 

do you need a safe space, snowflake?

um.....Lock Her Up?

Yeah, man. Tall dudes also grope women on the subway.

I think a lot of the complaints people have has to do with the way the features of Pokémon GO have been built from the beginning.

The PVP system relies on an asynchronous minigame to reduce the strain on their servers, much like the reason why the original tracking was removed was due to it flooding the servers with a…

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.