When I got my first phone, I used to get calls from old people, asking about refilling their oxygen tanks.

My go-to food for when my spoons are out: Tacos. Just brown some ground beef or chicken, throw in the premade seasonings + water, let it sit and stir only on occasion. Load it up with some greens and cheese on a tortilla, and bam. Comfort in under 20 minutes.

Ugh, this is the bloated consummation of “I was just joking, jeez!” gaslighting and the fuckboy’s inability to comprehend that actions have consequences.

ETA: corrected typo

As a twentysomething dating a fiftysomething, I wouldn’t get near Rochkind’s dick for all the money in the world.

I literally threw up a little reading this.

Never forget.

I’m ashamed to say I was that child. I was six years old, functionally illiterate, and got my grubby hands on my sister’s Game Boy.

Female here. Mid-level IT, background in cybersecurity and ethical hacking.

If you haven’t already seen it, I recommend The Get Down (Netflix).

Corrupt.af

For what it’s worth, I go to DeKalb county for work, and folks are pretty excited about Ossoff.

It depends on the cause for impeachment. If it’s collusion with Russia, then everyone’s going down, from Ballgag Jesusfucker to Worst Skeletor Cosplay Ever. They all have ties to Putin, all of them.

I will admit that I own the rainbow Unicorn Highlighter, but there’s something you need to understand:

Yooooo.

I tried this by going to a double lunch with my husband and a coworker of his + his wife. We ended up having a fourway right there in the booth. We’re banned from Olive Garden. All of them.

I dunno. I’d have to get a pretty hefty raise to compete with time off.

Kihlbom cited the psychiatrist Bruno Bettelheim, a Holocaust survivor, who wrote that some prisoners in the concentration camps were “so totally exhausted, both physically and emotionally, that they had given the environment total power over them.” They “stopped eating, sat mute and motionless in corners, and…

It is, but a combination of crappy education, patriarchy, and a resurgence of American exceptionalism has made coal mining (and other wicked dangerous jobs) as American as apple pie and killing black people.

The FBI has concluded that Russia interfered with the US election and last Monday, FBI Director James Comey said that Vladimir Putin “hated Secretary Clinton so much” that “he had a clear preference” for her opponent, Donald Trump.

I called my rep over here in GA, prepared my best Customer Service Voice, and prepared for the time of my life.
Staffer: How may I help you?
Me, in my Finest Southern Accent: How do you do, is Representative [redacted] available?
Staffer: Uh, no ma’am, he’s not.
Me, Rolling a Natural 20 on my Charisma Check: Oh, well…