Semi off-topic, but I’m thinking about starting my own Senate campaign when Perdue/Isakson cast their sycophant votes to the dehydrated lizard queen. Who else is with me?

I recently hung out with a friend of mine, my only friend remaining from childhood. My mom was always a little wary of her because she’s... eccentric, but for the most part I was able to deal with it. I should also mention I’m a huge GiTS fan, and while my knowledge isn’t encyclopedic, I have a decent grasp on the…

For the first time in two weeks, I talked to a human when I called my GA rep.

I miss you, HRC.

Is anyone feeling like they can not go on anymore?

Lowe’s hunt for an assistant is funnier if you imagine it was posted on Backpage.

They threaten to kill their moms for buying the wrong pizza rolls?

Looks like we just can’t let ourselves go extinct without taking the rest of the fucking planet with us.

240 years was a pretty good run for a country.

Reading through the dossier, I got the feeling that the golden shower was just a mild example of what Russian intel (could possibly) have on him.

My great grandfather fought in the first World War. He was down in the trenches. He watched his best friend get mowed down by Germans. He survived mustard gas, mortars, and trench foot.

I was talking about the pros and cons of a Pence presidency with my partner, who lived through the Reagan years as a bisexual man. He obviously dreads the idea, but Pence is just a threat domestically.

It’s not just the higher ups. I used to work in a NOC and one of the clients was CKE. Every time I had to call and troubleshoot their systems, it was always a dude on the other end, and always a creeper asking for my personal number or going on about how sexy I sound over the phone.