It means they totally “dragoned” it “LochNess” style #duh


- guit trying to make “monstered” happen

At the end of the day the Phantom is a $400k 7-series, what’s your point?

Ford would clean up if they offered a ST and/or RS trim in the Transit Connect. Mass hoonage while flying under the radar: the jalop’s dream.

I don’t know what kind of person gets an Aventador in matte brown, but I want to be best friends with them.

This is the version of the Panamera that is Sex on wheels to me. This should have been produced yesterday

This is probably the reason why the Tesla Model S has been destroyed in consumer reviews, and why sales never took off.

I like air cooled Porsches better but I think these are fucking sweet too. I’m 22 and not a dentist though so what do I really know?

We exist, however rare...aircooled Porsche owner, 31 year old Chemist

A little flashy, yes. But screw it. If I’m spending over $100k on a sports car, I’m going to want people to notice!

Bullshit delete is a $1200 Porsche option.

Voila!

Pfft. Porsche 911s are already old-man cars anyway. I never see them driven by anybody but white guys over the age of 50.

Blah blah blah the Porsche bubble better fucking burst so I can get a 997 GT3 blah blah blah

I am inclined to agree with you, except on one point. For it to be maximum German, you’d need the PDK.

I wonder if this is engineered as a nod to the past? e.g. the 997 GTS has the exact same HP that the 993 Turbo has: 408

Totally agree. I don’t need to tell people this is a 911 Carrera...that should be obvious.

Carrara White w/ Bordeaux Red interior. I want this so bad.

I’d throw in the “delete of model designation” option ($0).

I’m so original and funny, please love me.