This is a blatant ripoff of Rush Limbaugh's ritual before taking a shit.

chick you ain't santa. stand down.

a sex offender with multiple pending cases

To be fair, most gay couples don't have the same sort of wholesome, Christian values that Elvis and his 14 year old girlfriend did.

So they marry people they know nothing about. Doesn't matter about religion, criminal history, these people could be pedophiles, any thing. Anyone is worthy of marriage as long as they aren't gay. I just don't get this.

The good news is that Absolut is Swedish.

Huh. Doesn't matter if its ballet, gymnastics or tennis, people legitimately get salty when a black woman dominates in "traditionally white sports".

"I didn't want to offend any athlete with my words. I regret that this joke has garnered so much attention. I don't think this incident deserves so much fuss."

Yes everyone, let's pass the cap around and collect a tear for the real victim of this racist, sexist attack, the perpetrator.

I know everyone has their right to an opinion about abortion, but for some reason male pro-lifers bother me the most. The audaciousness of a random dude judging, shaming, and telling all women what to do with their bodies and their lives is just so infuriating and creepy as hell.

I understand your perspective just fine. Talk about babies all you want but you hate women who have sex and do nothing but try and kill them. You do nothing FOR living children. In fact, you guys vote against anything that would enable women to plan their pregnancies and manage their fertility, because you don't…

I think they would experience glee knowing the woman died. The slut deserved it. That's the kind of monster we are dealing with.

After George Tiller was killed, a lot of abortion doctors moved to ABQ because of the reasonable laws in the state. It is pretty much one of the big battleground cities for reproductive rights. Last year, there was a big vote for reproductive rights, and it turned into the largest election in city history. It was one…

Jammies are impenetrable. Everybody knows that.

Yeah, there are definitely no creepy guys living in Western Europe. They are only to be found in the US and the Middle East. The Arabian Creepy Guy and the American Diamondback Creepy Guy are the two primary species, and they can't survive in the utopian fantasy fairyland of Western Europe.

My cat is a clean slim female. I thought of her.

I see posts like this all the time on Craig's List from fedora'd philanthropists. Such generosity, it brings a tear.

I'd go with a the car, or a double wall corrugated box.
What a creeper.

Thank you! It's important to point this out because anti choice assholes like to insist that women who do abort won't be prosecuted in their forced birth utopia. Nonsense.

Fun reminder: there is one first world nation which receives the same failing grade as El Salvador from the Center for Reproductive Rights on basic legal protections of women's reproductive rights. Everyone shout it out!!

Welcome to the 16th century and Trials by Ordeal. If they float, they're guilty of being witches. If they drown, they're innocent.