We don't pee on the floor.... if you can't hover without peeing on the floor thats not my problem.

Um... *raises hand*

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

#thingsionlysayonline

I voted!

What? I go down to my underwear when I poop at home. It's super comfy, I don't have the "I poop in these clothes..." feeling afterwards and there isn't any chances that the clothes will get poop watered.

I just love how the hypocrisy and paranoia shows in all of his statements. There's so much of it, and it's so stupid, it's actually funny.

"There's nothing left of this man."

"The stress he's endured since the shooting [of a woman who had expressed fear of him, whose actions he'd berated and controlled like a jealous angry toddler, and whom was one in long line of women that he'd fucked over] was punishment enough."

Those are some looong crocodile tears. My guess is that at this point (and maybe the entire time), the person Pistorious has really been crying for is himself.

If you don't swear at your pets at home, they're just going to learn those words on the street.

Leaves the seat up?

Good. One of my career goals is to move into a position of power that allows me to cancel when dickbags are running late. I know, lofty goal.

I know. It makes me wonder what percentage of people I know are fucking sociopaths and I have no idea. Those comments were so disgusting I'm about to cry.

I was raised that being on time is a show of respect. I HATE when people are late, especially when they don't call to tell you they're running late, then have the audacity to catch an attitude when you go ahead and eat without them. The mother fucking reservation said 8:00, not 9:00, go fuck yourself because I'm…

She doesn't have to care. His country's economy is in the shitter and she's sitting on the leader of Europe's economies.

The women who star in the porn that I cling to at night like gollum with an erection while he cries bitterly are SO BELOW ME. Seriously. I'm so much better than those whores. Now excuse me, I need to clean up all these tissues and then go microwave a hot pocket for dinner.

LOVE PORN! CAN'T GET ENOUGH PORN. But HATE THE PERSON PROVIDING YOU WITH THE PORN. Fuckwits. I can't express my contempt for these people.

So we're done with blow jobs now, right? Wrap it up, ladies, the bros have spoken.