You have never heard of black people being called monkeys as a racial slur ever? It must be nice where you live.

Nope. because white babies don't have a history of being considered sub-human "monkeys"

no no no no. Leave Princess Bride alone. Especially by John Mayer, it will be a snooze fest.

EW GROSS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER

Country wives? Yes, because otherwise these three women have NOTHING ELSE GOING ON IN THEIR LIVES ASIDE FROM BEING MARRIED. ergh.

MARRIAGE IS A SACRED INSTITUTION BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN AND A REALITY TV PRODUCER! CATS AND DOGS! LIVING TOGETHER! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! PEARL CLUTCH! SODOMY! JESUS CAKE!

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

I wouldn't trust any psychologist who agreed to be involved in this mess. I wonder if he or she lost clients by participating in this show.

Of course its stupid. But this sort of problem invention is exactly how they got us all wearing deodorant, and women shaving half their bodies.

Ablow wants to go back to a simpler time, when the foundation of marriage was a binding legal contract between men exchanging a girl for a tract of land (and maybe a horse or something).

How much cream cheese does one family need?! Seriously, is this a Philadelphia Cream Cheese ad?

I hate this argument. 'Oh if we allow gays to marry....what's next, people marrying their dog?' No you ignorant fucktard, it's about consenting, C-O-S-E-N-T-I-N-G adults.

How much time do straight people spend fantasizing about bestiality? It really seems to be an all-consuming passion for a lot of them.

Because in wingnut world, the foundation of marriage is patriarchy.

So, I'm confused. Is straight dog marriage still cool or nah?

Snitches get stitches, yo.

That was pretty much my reaction, too, and I also found myself dwelling on the sense of disenfranchisement she must have been living with, something that is so common amongst the mentally-ill these days. Even in big urban areas, they often feel cut off from society.

I always wonder how people like this manage to pay their rent.

"She aint smelly, she's my mother."