How do you spend thirteen hours inside a Wal-Mart? What do you do for all that time? You can't spend it shopping can you? I can barely spend a half-hour in a Wal-Mart without losing the will to live.

Let me repeat that: the death of the bride.

Religious freedom is protected by the Constitution. Up front and center. We don't need extra laws and bills to protect it. Right-wing Christians are just pissed off they're not the only people whose religious freedom is protected.

uhh... a eugenics pamphlet‽

HISTORY: YOU'RE REPEATING IT.

This would of been great help to find that condom that i lost down there like 2 days ago. UGHH I don't know why guys with mediocre sized peens always want to try and use a magnum. GAWWDD!!

Hands down the hot ditzy blonde. Because women can't be both attractive AND smart, amirite?

"22-year-old Brian Hubbard"

If only the movie theaters and the airplanes were on the same page with this sort of thing.

We're really heading to this, aren't we?

I freaking love this story. Watching Robin Thicke fail makes me smile.

I hope this means we'll never see him and his ugly ass face + buzz cut ever. I'll admit, the pre-Blurred Lines Robin Thicke fan is sad to see him fade into obscurity, but the post-Blurred Lines Robin Thicke hater couldn't be happier to see him go. Shame because this guy's actually talented and has a decent voice. But…

Ex-husbands of women named Paula. They're probably also very sorry. Really, very truly, sorry.

Makes you curious about those 530 people. . . Who are they? What are their stories?

And please don't just stand there when you get off. Even if you aren't completely sure where you go next, you've gotta at least move so you aren't blocking the escalator anymore. I've witnessed so many collisions.

If you're going to climb up the escalator... why not just take the stairs?

I'm with you on everything except the escalators. Stand to the right!!!

Etiquette is for the middle classes that think they are upper middle class (or want people to think that they are). Really wealthy people don't give a fuck about any of this.

I wouldn't actually like it but wouldn't it be nice if, just once, those fuckers admitted that this was what it was all about? They want to control and shame women. That's all.