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I am now going to do the cheap digs I hate when in a real argument. Because this doesn't merit a real argument.

A)I notice Princeton Mom is NOT sporting a wedding band. No man?

B)Nellie Olsen would like her hairstyle back.

I could recognize it was a hoax at first sight, as I am sure most people realized. I just told my husband: "You know what Fox News needs? They need some 19 year-old in their office who can tell them what's real and what's not." I am envisioning a young adult a la Cerie from 30 Rock.

What in the world qualifies this woman to talk about anything other than her silly book with its silly views? Are we going to have to deal with her as some kind of "traditional family expert" now?? I just need to know if I should go ahead and stop internetting for the next year.

I don't think you tagged this right. It should be filed under "LOLOLOLOL OH SWEET JAYSUS LMFAO!"

Yep. I guess I better tell my male relatives and my boyfriend that they have apparently been a figment of my imagination this whole time.

Of course the media is using this as an opportunity to malign feminists even more. Of course they are. *sigh*

"We're talking about a group of antagonistic feminists, who, firstly, don't even have men in their lives probably,. So this really has nothing to do with them in its entirety. It just one more thing, one more micro-aggression for them to latch onto and get crazy over."

I know the look on her face. It says. I am a professional and if you fuck with me or insinuate I am incapable of the job I will disembowel you and show you what the term intestinal fortitude really means. I love that look.

Frozen is a Disney movie and it's for kids. I think the reason so many parents lost their shit over their kids loving it is because it's not about TEENAGE MARRIAGE/LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT/RESCUE FANTASY FUCKERY. MESSAGE - be true to yourself (both girls) don't fall for a guy because he catches you when you fall (Anna),

The combo of River and Rose makes me think they are Doctor Who fans, even if that's not true

I could go on, but I'm not even going to get started. I'm too angry about the fact that kids think guns are the way to solve their problems and that so many parents are willing to selfishly risk other peoples lives because of a bunch of shitty misinformation about vaccines. Too much focus on what individuals want

Because we worship corporations in this country, and corporations are psychopaths. The lesson is, be a psychopath.

I am starting to think there are some really, really screwed up kids here in the US. We ate mud, and painted rocks, and played with the animals at camp. What is happening to our children that is making them so hateful and crazy?

Please, please, PLEASE do not let acid throwing become a thing in the U.S. It is just the most vindictive, vile, horrific thing to do to someone and I will stay inside forever if it starts to become a regular-ish thing here. And while we're at it, please knock it off in places where it is regular-ish. Please. God, I

Ok it wasn't bad enough that we have now to worry about a random mass shooting every other week but now we have to worry about random acid attacks. I'm going back to bed and staying there. Forever.

It's no feminist masterpiece, but it's a step in the right direction for Disney. It's something I'd be okay with my hypothetical daughter watching, as opposed to Snow White/Cinderella/Beauty & the Beast etc.

All the haters can fuck off. I will stop loving this movie the day it stops making me tear up.

Count me amongst those in the "I really don't see what all the fuss is about" camp. I was extremely underwhelmed when I watched it. I liked the basic plot and enjoyed how it undermined the idea that the "true love" that was needed in the end had to come from a man, but overall, I found it to be a movie for very young

That's exactly what she does.

It's a pretty common tactic employed when the "men in charge" think that the womenz are getting a little too big for their britches. Every time we get a small foothold in somewhere, they attack from a different angle. It distracts us while they pass new legislature and infringe on our rights elsewhere.