Or.....please go and play hockey in Sweden. 

I think it means he’s not getting a two or three step running jump. He’s jumping from a standstill with a guy right in his grill, and just stuffing it in their faces.

My man. You’re the spitting image of the great Hank Baskett.

...Maybe. (This was Barry’s good idea.)

Good to check back in and see that Deadspin soccer commenters are as worthless as ever! 

Sounds about white

Go fuck yourself

The ref: “well, neither of these tough guys are actually going to do anything, so I’ll just casually walk away.”

Nobody wanted Koy Detmer over McNabb, you imbecile. They wanted competent receivers and coaching around McNabb.

ULTRA MEGA FUCK that commercial!

Years from now, you’ll tell your grandkids about the Arians/Palmer glory days, and those grandkids won’t give a shit because they’ll be Cowboys fans.

Do you have mental problems? Roethlisberger didn’t even play last night. But don’t let that stop you from sucking TAWMMY’s dick for a few seconds.

Roethlisberger didn’t play in the game, so unless the steelers are employing at least two rapist QBs that’s not the case.

Obligatory. (Why is the original an mp4?...i swear...)

They’re normal pants. Move on, find a new slant.

What Baseball should have/allow are coaches that could be positioned near the foul line by 1st and 3rd base, who could direct the runner with visual or audio cues. In the above case, a simple “deep fly!” or “hold up” while the runner is taking off could help maneuver the runners while on the basepaths. I suppose you…

Chill out, dog.

Whoosh

I think that was sarcasm.

a frank and well mannered criticism of a public servant by a member of the public, the frothing incivility of the lefty libtards knows no bounds