Bruh.

Alright, sure. Big guy, tall and uh broad... not fast. He was so good (compared to us scrubs anyways) that his position was Middle. Just always in the middle. The game just always moved around him, and he looked like he played in slow motion. It was so easy to play with him, get him the puck, move to an open area…

Played with and against Tim in rec leagues wayyyy back in the day. Amazing dude, and he had the best hands. Super heavy shot from what looked to be a slow swing. He just always pured it. Anyways, I don’t know why I am giving a scouting report, just trying to delay crying...

He was elected to lead, not to read!

My apologies, I should have been more clear. When I said “predictions guy” I was referring to the tweet linked in the article, where it was claimed the odds were more like 1 in 10k. Your calculations are the correct number: 1 in 186k.

I dunno about it being unsafe behavior (that has more to do with checking surroundings IMO), but I have noticed that the tire marks in driveways and parking lots are especially dark at points where people stop to turn their wheels. I usually notice more of that scrubbed rubber in concrete driveways that allow for…

He heard he coffee at NBC was better and had to make the move.

Bill is spelled B-I-L-L, not B-E-N.

Not yet. Jeets is not done f—king them.

Donnybrook remains undefeated as the most underutilized word in the English language.

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

Holly Holm once knocked her into next week and she certainly doesn’t want to experience that again.

I think you’re Holden out on us, is there car stuff or not?

Fuck this posturing, irritating, fake-ass bitch. I love that she spent all Wednesday with a fucking ash cross on her forehead to pander to her viewers. Maybe think about what Jesus would say about the wealth inequality in this country, you hateful cunt.

Aging players not being over paid is fine (though we can argue whether that’s what’s actually happening here). What’s not fine, however, is that they’ve had their salaries artificially suppressed for 7 years during their rookie and arbitration years. If you’re advocating for them not making that money up on the back…

Dawkins basically transformed the safety position. Looking solely at ints is pretty short sighted. The reason not many safeties get in to the Hall is because they only have ints and no other stats.

For people without a rooting interest: what would be the most entertaining way for the game to end? I’m thinking something like Pats lose in overtime on a horribly bad call. I’d be vastly entertained by the reactions to that.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

Then don’t run. There seems to be a very simple solution to your concern.