Yeah. “Selling out the primary mission of the agency” seems to be the most important skill to have if you want a government job these days.

I’m not so sure. I think OJ could probably get a job coaching in the NCAA.

I don’t believe in much any more, but if Kurt Warner gets dragged into this, I’m burning the motherfucker down

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

Philly fans will never be the worst in a world where Patriots fans still exist.

Vote. Fucking vote. You have to fucking vote.

Someone was kind enough to upload a clip of that to youtube:

Justified does not get enough credit for how well it was written. For me, it had some of the best, coolest dialogue exchanges to ever grace the small screen (along with Deadwood of course). In that context, it is no small thing to say that Art talking about how awesome that character is (and vowing that they are going…

I rewound that three times on first airing, it gave me so much joy:

He was fantastic on Justified, as Art realized.

Update: Oh man.

See: PSU, last year.

I think KD was paid by Youtube (a Google subsidiary) to leak new YouTube features, and said leak is now being forwarded by Google employees to the press

Congratulations, Mr. Lars Vargas (celebrates holidays very quietly) on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ford Focus which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets her heels unstuck from the sand. Mustang.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

Agree, he had some incredible moments as a Phillie but if he goes into the HOF with anything other than a Jays’ cap it will be absurd.

It’s starting to get annoying how ESPN seemingly has no pictures of Doc as a Jay in their entire archive. Their entire coverage is Phillies-centric, which is a little bit understandable (let’s face it, his first year there is one of the greatest seasons in history, and it’s an American site, and ESPN is myopic at the…

I understand nobody will believe this... but I played Connie Mack ball with Halladay. His father was our coach. Roy was talented... but more importantly he was a GREAT teammate and friend. I will miss you Roy...watching you and Chad Cachola (Connie Mack teammate in Denver, CO) pitch back to back was an honor. Godspeed…

He had that effect on people.

Although he may best be remembered for his no hitter/perfect game with the Phillies, Halladay will always be a Blue Jay, especially since he was still flying south for the winter.