“Why are you championing the rights of men to access women in women’s prisons? And rape and sexually assault them as recently happened in the United Kingdom?”

You can apply this logic to anyone, though. There are plenty of pro-life women who do what they do because they’re genuinely think they’re protecting women from making a mistake that they’ll later regret (or protecting fetuses in general). It’s not like they go home after a pro-life rally and twirl their mustaches.…

Imagine carrying this kind of thought process over to other bigots. Like, distinguishing between white nationalists and white supremacists in an article about anti-Black police violence.

Nah, fuck terfs. Anti-trans hate is anti-trans hate no matter what mask you put on when you do it.

How is this even remotely relevant? They have the same arguments as every anti-trans bigot. The conservative men that are anti-trans will also claim they are doing it to protect women and children. They have the same motivating politics, which is that they hate trans people.

Me! I can ! I have to give my girl cat a tablet every morning, so I tip her head back slightly, squeeze gently on the sides of the jaw (to open her mouth)and then put the tablet into the back of the mouth. I then close her mouth, and stroke her throat for about five seconds. She then swallows and goes back to eating.…

I’m a nanny in Silverlake, a rich white hippie neighborhood of LA. Here is how little precious Eggs, Clover and Tomsawyer (these are all real names of kids) live: they don’t have to wear shoes because “Silverlake is clean” (that’s what one of the moms said to me after her child walked on the street for six blocks…

“And where there was only one set of paw prints in the sand, that’s when the god bear was carrying you...”

I beg to differ with these so-called “Experts” and I have proof!

Yeah, i’m pretty sure the “real tragedy” is Michael Jackson raping children.

Please stop defending him in any way shape or form. There are no mitigating circumstances with child molestation. He was a scumbag predator whose deeds rest solely on his own shoulders. Of course he had help-but no one was forcing him to destroy these boys’ lives.

In defense of Tom Pomeroy’s “not that simple in the moment” comment, let Richard Ayoade and Noel Fielding explain what that really means and why everything is so confusing for men these days:

The violation. Especially if the girl’s underage.

MARZIPAN!!!

Took this picture last week of Momma Kat (middle) and her two boys Kevin (left) and Cannoli (right). It’s seriously the best. I’d also put them up in their own place if I had to.  Nothing but the best for these kids  

Movie pitch: bougie Silicon Valley cats lose everything and end up living in a Jackson Heights bodega, where they learn the true meaning of life, love and happiness. 

Ugh, I used to be a Chris Pratt fan back when he was on Park & Rec and the first Guardians... then I heard him speak in public and preachy nonsense spewed out. Then I was Liz Lemon in this:

The internet in general and Kinja in particular have very strong views on the order of the Best Chrises. It is a thing that is known. So I can’t even fathom what it would feel like to get engaged to the universally acknowledged Worst Chris, who is Worst Chris by a substantial margin.

Again, you need to consider the ways that you’re fortunate in life compared to me. I was cursed by a Japanese middle school’s resident ghost after a misadventure seeking true love. Now I’m doomed to forever click on Jezebel articles about people that I find moderately annoying.

Yes. It’s horrible.