And even Jesus is dodging your calls.

Nah, he would’ve thought it was flirting.

It’s ancient history for most of you here, but it seems so quaint how back in 1976 everyone was scandalized when Jimmy Carter admitted in an interview with Playboy that he had lusted in his heart after women other than his wife Rosalynn.

Explains why he’s ex-husband.

KEEP THESE THOUGHTS BETWEEN YOU AND YEEZUS

Sometimes you have to apply the hint with a sledgehammer...

I can barely keep the disdain for my closest friends’ loser husbands off of my face when they’re just standing around. I don’t have the self-control not to openly gag if one of them ever dared express themselves in this manner. Ugh. Let me guess, this dude proudly proclaimed that his wife is a "cool girl" for…

Of all the thoughts one should keep, warm and moist, in the most private areas of one’s mind, “I’d bang all four of my SILs” is right up there at the top.

You sound like a “Cool Girl”

Nothing puts a fatass racist off more than chafing those buttery thighs of theirs.

“Less than half his age” sounds creepy enough when it references a 75 year old dude.. when it’s said about a 33 year old it’s way beyond creepy... When it’s said about a 33 year old dating a girl just one year older than his own daughter it’s not creepy any more it’s pedophilia.

“So if you’re going to pull a random rant about a dead guy remotely related to cars who used to date underage girls...”

Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and…

This made my skin crawl. Yeah he was a good person over all, a passionate and down to earth guy. But still. What the fuck, man?

Less than half his age?

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

I’ve never sprung for an entire grocery order, but I like to buy a grocery store gift card and leave it with the cashier to give to the next person in line. One cashier really gets into it and waits until she spots someone she thinks could use a happy little surprise, or looks like they need the help, or whatever. She…

As a former hairdresser and nail tech I’ve always been proud that salons are traditionally the oldest safe spaces for women, gays and non binary folk. Having worked in them for many years I can say with confidence that if it’s the right type of salon, most men will avoid them at all costs. Better even yet is your…

Awww! I’m here, but have been more of a lurker recently. Just going through some shit. I appreciate you guys thinking of me! That makes me feel special. 😭😭😭