A friend of mine is deep into an aloe vera products MLM thing (might be Forever Living?) and it has definitely soured our friendship ever since that time we met for a catch-up and she kept trying to sell me shit that will TOTES cure my chronic disabling illness. I mean, thanks for exploiting our friendship and my…
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I love the one about owl faces too, I get a lot of use out of ‘The sky needs to calm down of birds’.
That is my favourite thing that Mallory has ever written and I’m so glad someone posted it!
My ex-boyfriend’s justification for dating a 17 year old when he was in his late 40s was ‘She’s over the age of consent!’ Which, correct, but if she’s too young to vote, she’s too young for you, bro. Also you are in your late 40s, go directly to Hell, do not pass go.
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I’ve only seen the first film once but I have watched Values more times than I can remember. It is fabulous:
I hadn’t seen that one so I tracked it down and am linking here.
Look At Me is the worst thing in the world and I just about wet myself every time I read it. I should probably stop reading it.
I am not pleased with myself for deciding to read that last one, alone, at 1:20 AM. I mean, I thought I was alone, now I have no idea.
Why is she even sitting on a horse when she could be sitting on a Pleistocene giant sloth*, is my question
Mine would have dinosaurs.
Gorgeous is the only one I’ve heard that I really hate. I love Ready For It and LWYMMD has redeeming features for me but Gorgeous is a big pile of nope. I still found myself humming it the next day though because I’m pretty sure Goody Swift has some compact with the Devil where even the songs I don’t like are catchy.
That was my reaction. It’s a nice video, I guess, but ‘nude robot Taylor on a horse fights Darth robot Taylor, also there is lightning’ is not the most coherent narrative on the planet. What’s going on, Tay. Why is there a horse. What does any of this have to do with anything.
I have a friend who is a relentless optimist and while I admire her ability to always make the best of a bad situation, I remain of the belief that sometimes things are just shitty and there’s no upside and you’re allowed to feel bad about them because they suck. I have had a chronic disabling illness since I was…
I was tentatively excited for this as LWYMMD is a hot mess that I grew to love and I loved Ready For It right from the word go. I... did not enjoy this. The tune is bland and the lyrics are incredibly childish and lazy. Give me the juicy Hiddleswift track I deserve, Taylor.
Oh yeah, I’m not trying to say that Tarantino *shouldn’t* have said something, just that I can’t deal with people saying that they admire or respect him for admitting it.
Congrats, Quentin, on admitting that Weinstein is a terrible person who abused women right when Weinstein’s name is mud and it costs you nothing to do so!
EDIT: I mean, it is objectively better to admit to behaving terribly than to deny it but you don’t get points for being fractionally less terrible than you could be…