wishforagiraffe
wishforagiraffe
wishforagiraffe

I went to see him speak in Florida, stupid, stupid Florida filled with old people voters, but it was awesome to see him speak. He is very personable. A student threw him a baseball hat for my Uni and he smiled really huge and put it right on. Good move that, because I was sunburned to all holy hell then next day.

I was there! It was a standard sparrow, and it was adorable, and I keep accidentally saying Birdie Sanders since.

I don’t get it at all. I voted for Bernie in my state’s primary, but it makes literally no sense to sit this one out. She might not be as progressive as I’d like, but at least she won’t be sending us backwards. And we can keep pressure on her throughout her presidency to come through with her campaign promises. But

To be fair, being allowed to vote at all is a privilege in a country where there are millions of citizens who have been deliberately disenfranchised by putting them into for-profit prisons.

Or the emus that Trump has started using to rough up protesters.

That was Salem, Portland’s ghetto sister.

I swear, this website is so biased. A bird lands on Bernie’s lectern and it’s big news, but not one mention of the gore streaked carrion birds that fly in slow, sinister circles overhead at every single Ted Cruz appearance, indoors or out.

Aw, I love Bernie, and birds, and living in Portland! No shame here. Just glad our birds showed Bernie how much we support him.

I dont get some Bernie folks. Hillary peeps will vote for Bernie if he gets nominated but I hear more Bernie folks saying they won’t vote for Hillary. You do realize your vote will basically count for a republic party. Sorry doesn't cut it.

Way to get Trump elected and the next SCOTUS nominee to be a complete shitshow!

Welcome to the Disney Princess Club, Bernie! It’s what my friends call me because every frickin’ cute animal in the forest preserve comes to me when I go running in spring/summer. It’s so adorable, I felt like an ass when I interrupted a baby deer frickin’ nursing! (In my defense, they were on the side of the running

this is America, you always have to choose between the lesser of evils

the fact that “BirdieSanders” is trending at #1 on Twitter right now is honestly restoring my faith in humanity a little bit...

Donald Trump thanks you for your support. Enjoy your privilege!

The results of the Democratic Birb Primary are in. 5000 birb delegates for Bernie.

I AM V JELLIS. Eugenian here, and i couldn’t get off work even if i was dying. ugh *sobs into keyboard*

I was in the middle of typing “Bernie Sandbirds” with a HUGE smirk on my face until I saw this and I now feel incredibly inadequate...

On this bleak, bleak day, with so much talk about gross politicians having sex, this is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

I was there! We did lose our shit because it was so freaking adorable. The waiting for hours was a bummer, but overall, I enjoyed it and I’m glad I went.

BIRDIE SANDERS.