wishforagiraffe
wishforagiraffe
wishforagiraffe

meryl nooooooooo

Oh honey.... Meryl why?

When I was pregnant with my daughter, I was too tired/nauseated to run for a couple months in the first trimester, but for the rest of my pregnancy I ran maybe 12-18 miles a week. I gave up interval training and my long runs (as well as any crazy sprinting) until after giving birth, but was able to get back into shape

In the name of Candace Cameron Bure´ I dispatch thee back to the netherworld.

Hello stranger! Here comes the unasked-for advice...

Congrats! I’m only 5 weeks in. And grateful to be giving birth before election day.

I’m 30 weeks pregnant and I was militantly pro-choice before, and yet somehow even more so now.

It’s more similar to the “alien from the belly” scene in Alien.

An embryo really behaves like a parasite that modifies the body of the host to suit its needs. They even change the host’s chemistry to make the host fond of the parasite!

I was all prepared to be *pissed* at the dude for sharing his wife’s health data in some sort of patriarchal/puritanical move - eg. must know and control everything about her body. But he genuinely thought the thing was broken and was just looking for some tech advice! This actually seems like a sweet story, rather

Fun Fact: my RHB goes from 54-57 to 64ish whenever my mom is in town. She’s not nice.

I’m a part of reddit’s Baby Bumps subreddit for pregnant ladies, and the woman who figured it out is also a part of our community - she said she knew what was up because she’s also pregnant and has noticed her fitbit doing the same thing! Baby Bumps is basically the only subreddit I’m on these days, but it’s a great

that thread was so cute. everyone’s like “she’s pregnant” and he comes back later “she’s pregnant! i’m gonna be a dad!!!”

Now I understand.

I feel sad for Duncan Jones that his child will never get to met his grandfather. I wish him and his wife luck and happiness with his new baby.

Ha!

She is in fact that pigtail “goth” chick from the crime lab show your mom watches.

She is exactly that girl. She’s an actress on NCIS.

You obviously need to rebuke Satan.

I will never forgive Taylor Swift for making Ed Sheeran a thing.