One of my friends was on that tour and is the only person Mick Fleetwood will let mic him. That's what you call job security.

um actually archenland is next to narnia learn ur fictional geography

I think that every time I make a cup of tea and realise I am, in fact, holding a small crocodile by the tail rather than a tea bag. It’s madness here. I don’t know how we cope.

Yes. 100% yes. People live and die by it. And not just teens... Older 20-30 something women who feel like they missed the boat and just *know* they would’ve been an Insta model of it was around when they were 17. But I suppose that’s what kids are for, eh? To push your dreams on? It’s nuts. I don’t get it. It’s just…

I know, right? I feel like she’s trying really hard to look like Kate Middleton, age factor included.

Please do not compare her to my queen.

They (the really successful ones) are actually making that much money. They’re buying houses at 18. It’s insane.

Lol, up till now you thought that the magical far-away land with kangaroos hopping around was real? Yeah, it’s right next to Narnia.

And thank G-d we didn’t have YouTube when we were going through that. (I’m only 6 years older than those girls but missed that window. Tech moves fast). #embarrassing

I know. I learned “beach waves” from them and their ilk. Also, chevron manicures. But they seem like idiots and I'm the one with no money. Wtf?

I just want everyone to get the fuck off my lawn you are killing my hydrangeas. This is California water does not grow on trees.

The whole youtube vlogger community is strangely fascinating to me. How are all these young people without any discernible skills making so much money! At the same time, I find myself watching a few of them! I’ve learned how to do my make up better! What’s happening!

no way, this woman who looks like grown up keri russell is not a teen, i am shocked.

I was pretty cynical about Essena’s decleration’s against social media, but now I’m totally on her side. Fuck this noise. If you’ve gone from 15-22 without a week where you try and remove all representation of your former self (including two days ago) in some sort of existential protest about capitalism/feminism/the…

I don’t get it. Do I want to get it?

Yeah, this is like...my normal life when I’m not hardcoring it on my lifting. I fucking HATE not ever knowing what it was like to be naturally skinny. I never had my time being Hot (tm). I’ve always been the stocky short chick, and I would kill about any living being to not be that. So I buy into the “you’re okay as…

I got married six years ago. I love the pictures, none of which are professional. I don’t love them because I was *so fit!* (I’m the exact same size now) but because everyone looks so happy. They’re really great pictures of myself, my husband and everyone we really care about, dressed up and enjoying ourselves. I even…

tips for looking good in your dress on your big day: buy a dress you can eat, drink, and dance in. a, you’ll look happy from the fun, and b, if you can eat, drink, and dance in it, it’ll probably forgive time’s march toward death.

Weight lifting > planks > situps

Pffffft this cartoon bride is already way more fit than I was. There isn’t even a roll there!