it’s an indiana jones reference dude

She shook her head disgustedly, then proceeded to scoop up the mashed potatoes and toss them off of her plate and onto the table.

Related but unrelated because your business idea is grand, but Shark Tank is such a scam for small businesses! You have to agree to give ABC 10% equity in your company (whether or not you receive an investment) in turn for getting on the show. So, let’s say you own 100% of your company and the sharks give you $100k…

And I think he knew it was stupid and ridiculous too. He had more self awareness than the typical BCO hellspawn by a mile.

Excellent point. Bad muggers though. They required instructables.

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.

God, this shit happened all the time when one of my ex-girlfriends worked at Borders. Because of the size of the store, they could never know if the parents were still there, but as the kid’s section supervisor it turned her job into a circus of apprehensive hovering when a toddler was just clomp-clomping around…

How rich. Tweeted by the ministry of a guy who hired a place I worked to handle his donation calls, then stiffed us when he got the bill.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IN NOBECKASTAN DURING THE FALL HARVEST CELEBRATION THEY THROW A MIXTURE OF FRUIT JUICE AND VODKA IN EACH OTHER'S FACES TO REPRESENT THE UPCOMING REFRESMENT OF THE EARTH BY WINTER!

Yeah, remember though, there are portions of Oregon that are a solid day’s drive from another state. That means some of the farther strung hillbillies never leave the state.

I worked in a library when I was in High School. There was nothing worse than the people who thought “library” meant “free babysitting”.

Ah, the Prosperity Gospel...

Free range kids is a thing, but unfortunately so is dumping your 4 year old at the bookstore so you can get your nails done and using "free range kids" as an excuse.

That’s probably partially due to the fact that absolutely nothing to do with these asshole customers could ever be termed “refreshing.”

The McDonald’s and the Mall story reminds me of this -

When I get those almost frozen, individually wrapped butter pats, I hold them in my cupped hands for 20-30 seconds and it makes them easier to spread.

At some point? I wouldn’t be surprised. There’s a germophobe in my office who bathes in Purell, the moment he gets into the office, and does that whole “take a paper towel to open the door” when he’s in the bathroom, and regularly throws everyone’s food away because he thinks it’s too old. But, he ALWAYS leaves the…

(Editor’s Note: Seriously, who the fuck doesn’t understand the entire concept of how sales tax works?)

Say what you will about the pizza mugger, at least he was straightforward about taking money out of the driver’s pocket. He didn't come up with bullshit reasons to not leave a tip, he didn't put a waiter through an hour of hell and leave a buck, he didn't come in with a complex plan to scam free food that he used…

I believe I can speak for all of us when I say, “Fuck Church Groups”