I agree. Donate some tampons and pads to a women’s shelter. They need stuff like that. Putting a black spot on your hand will do fuck all to help domestic violence victims.

Yes, dear. And drivers should be banned because they never follow the rules of the gorram road. And pedestrians should be banned because they can’t figure out what gorram crosswalks are for. Ban everyone! Except me, I’m perfect.

I can appreciate that, but this isn’t impeding their religious liberty. There are other arguments that can be made, but this is a silly one.

Confession: I LOVE ‘Down With Love’. Amazing soundtrack, Sarah Paulson, Ewan McGregor (can’t shake that one), and spectacular outfits. Slightly ashamed, but not as much as I potentially could be.

I see your “Elizabethtown is the worst movie ever” and I raise you a “Playmaker is the worst movie ever.” Colin Firth is naked in Playmaker and I still never want to watch it again. That’s how bad it is.

I knew a guy once whose favorite movie was The Boondock Saints, and he was exactly as brotastic as you’d think.

Paul Bettany could make me care about tennis.

Elizabethtown came up on last night’s Jeopardy. $1,600 clue: “In a Cameron Crowe movie, Orlando Bloom returns to this Kentucky place.”

Now, Wimbledon is a cute movie - Paul Bettany AND James McEvoy, hello!

Are you confusing it with Dunst’s Wimbledon movie?

Nathan Rabin coined the term Manic Pixie Dream Girl to describe the character Claire. So without Elizabethtown, we wouldn’t have the term, and without the term, I wouldn’t have had the idea for my PhD. Lemons...lemonade.

What, no mention of the Paula Deen cameo?

I sought medical attention after viewing Working Girl. I still have horrible flashbacks.

Claire Colburn is perhaps the most textbook iteration of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl ever portrayed on film.

I really actually kind of liked this movie...

Oh come on. Post-Aloha, is it even the worst Cameron Crowe movie?

But a pretty great soundtrack (like most of Crowe’s films).

So this was “Garden State” redux, only slightly less twee? Also, christ, 10 years ago?

Please watch Adam Sandler’s “Don’t Mess with the Zohan.” It’s a steaming pile of infected whale shit that few can match for pure cultural waste.

Did you tweet him this link? I’m looking forward to your next Twitter feud.